“did you slap fletcher reed today?”

Holy shit. I think they tried to talk to me today. The speed at which NO THANK YOU GOODBYE came out of my mouth surprised even me.

Nailed it

I KNEW IT!!! The sun just…hurts. now. Regardless of latitude, direct sunlight deadass insta-sizzles my skin. Worth it though, my mental health is sorted. UV blocking activewear handles the rest.

New VP pick right here!

She gon’ be fuzzy. And a little bit nuts. Enjoy. Also smooch her head for me.

Smooch her head for me 😭

Holy shit that’s badass

Last I checked, and even the time before that, lol

Smooch him for me?

Look, I don’t have a dick, but fuck, man, 2 a day is 2 too many.

Unrelated, but hey there Raleigh lol

I’ve been trying to find a new keyboard for a while now but I find myself missing the gif menu. 😩 The second they add one to futo or heliboard I’m so down

Was working in a deli department of a grocery store. I think it was my second or third week there, and i was slicing balogna for a customer. Went to peel some of the casing off and got the tip of my thumb instead. Still think the lady who unkindly yanked my stitches out at the urgent care caused the lil flap to come off. It was 2009 and I’m actually impressed i got some tactile feeling back through the scar. I swear it fucks with the touch screen though.

Deciduous legs?

They stopped SELLING THEM TO US!!!

I’m making do with pear launcher. Only thing I’m sad about off the top of my head is you can’t change the padding on widgets to fit whole screen.

I lurk!! But, thanks y’all.

It’s a shame, really. There’s so much good there, and so much that I miss, but the gop wholeass hijacked the whole state.

There’s a hotkey. Pain in the ass, sure, but less so with a programmable mmo mouse lol