So they transported the fruit in a mobile food box…

Just ask the Danish how to “calculate” their word for 90, and you will consider the French approach simplicistic.

And legally, they are right. One serving is very, very small, and therefore, one serving is considered to have no [whatever].

Just like TicTacs. They are 100% sugar to a rounding error, but as the “serving size” is one TicTac, which weighs less than half a gram, it is legally considered “sugar free”.

Which tells a lot about the real value of “legally”.

Well, anyone doing stupid things like that deserves a complete system failure and data loss. No mercy for such ineptitude.

I see absolute no problems in this. If they lose backdoors, others will, too. Making systems more secure is a very good thing. Uncontrolled secret services of all kinds of countries as well as criminals and hacker losing chances to break into systems is an absolute win for everyone else.

Yes, indeed, he would be stupid enough to pull such a stunt, oblivious to consequences or reality.

I.e. it is the last usable browser.

We all know it is a government united in corruption.

Fresh pineapple. The local supermarket has a machine that turns a fresh pineapple in slices or pieces. They started over a year ago with €3.99. Then, some months ago, it went up to €4.99. Then it was “Special Offer: €4.99”. And now the special offer is history, and the pineapple costs €5.99.

Back then, I bought one every weekend. Since it is €5.99, I have given up on them, and, by the looks of it, quite a number of other customers, too.

No idea. That was decades ago.

Mark Twain did this with a household employee. He gave her a small turtle, and occasionally exchanged it for a bigger one. She was so happy that her pet grew that well, until he started to exchange it for ever smaller ones again. In the end, she was terrified that the turtle might shrink to nothingness and slept right next to the terrarium at night.

Well, there are archival grade optical disks for exactly that purpose.

No in house backups? Sad.

Don’t forget the Atheists banging at your door and ask you if you have heard of Atheism, your lord and savior!

Exactly.

It works perfectly, as intended. But not for us, just for them, the top 5%.

The company offering the AI is.

But how good will the next press secretary at giving blowjobs?

Young blonde liar. Probably blowjob material for Demento Don.

The system does work. Perfectly. For those who installed it. Which are the top 5%.