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  • Not to stereotype, but I've heard that a wizard is never late.

  • At a glance, I thought this was a picture of a mosquito.

  • Truly. I can't imagine the guilt.

  • When I was a kid, my mom put a lot of effort into teaching and reminding us to cut up our food into small pieces to make choking less likely.

    I don't know if this story is true, but she would always reference how a relative of hers had gotten steak stuck in his throat, couldn't communicate that, and died in the middle of the dining room seating, surrounded by relatives I guess just thought he was being quiet.

    (And that's why you always leave a note)

    edit: Correct a word.

  • Hey, I'm ~40 and this is that I do, too! Plus work.

  • I thought it was a paper bag to disguise whether she was.

  • This creation could be friends with David Cheeseman.

    edit: Found a working image.

  • My neck already hurt so I was hoping after reading your comment that it would have the opposite effect and stop hurting, but alas.

  • Every time I see "Chuck Tingle" I think of "Chuck Testa."

  • I wouldn't mind seeing a cute athlete's foot.

  • Thanks!

  • Hopefully they don't need to do an MRI of my spine after they operate on it - apparently for their sake, not mine.

  • I think, as someone else said, things installed into the body are usually titanium and thus non ferrous. Fortunately they don't generally cause issues with MRIs as a result.

    (I only know this because when I broke my ankle, during the pre-surgery interview, I asked the surgeon about going through metal scanners at an airport.)

  • I am prepared for impending friendship.

    I don't recall where I originally read the joke but I spent years - unsuccessfully - trying to find it again. The version I read followed it up with something like "hard as a rock, dumb as a brick."

  • You are the only other person I've encountered who knows of this joke, so I now declare us friends.

  • I soon expect to have screws implanted in my spine. I also have other infirmities. I hope like hell to never have screws ripped through my vertebrae by an MRI.

  • Once I showed the movie Gattaca to some friends who had never seen it. All of us had comments to make about it and every time anyone talked I paused the movie so people could make their observations, ask their questions, etc.

    A bit later after several pauses my wife said "we've been watching this movie for 45 minutes and we're only 10 minutes into it."

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I don't know where is appropriate to post this, but it's low effort so this community seems appropriate.