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@ tourist @lemmy.world

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You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don't take themselves.

  • Checkmate, atheists! You are going to vagina hell!

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  • I can't save this if it'll show up in my media roll

  • Gaming market melts down after Google reveals new AI game design tool — Project Genie crashes stocks. (A.K.A . Investors panic because they don't understand what "real" videogames are)

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  • The people running that site must be extremely overworked

  • How to say "John" in Europe

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  • I have a "weird" name

    So I normally just say my name is John if I'm interacting with someone I'll probably never meet again

    I did not know that my brother, with a similarly "weird" name, practices this exact same technique until he told the Starbucks barista that his name was John.

    Thinking on my feet, I said my name was "uhh, Smith"

  • How to avoid hating the opposite gender after reading what they write online?

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  • Taking it a step further, I wonder how many people I caused to go on to hate humanity because of something I wrote online

  • Ring Cameras Join Flock and Amazon to Now Create Direct Data Access for ICE

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  • Not that it makes it any better, but at least they tried hiding operation paperclip. Hopefully indicating some kind of shame.

    Volkswagen didn't even change their name

    Barely changed the logo

    "Yeah we were the nazi car company who helped do the holocaust. That was a doozy. Anyways, wanna buy a nazi car?"

  • Swiss messaging service Threema is being acquired by German investment company Comitis Capital

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  • threema balls

  • Sudo disbelief

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alias rm="rm -rf";
alias cd="rm ~/Desktop; cd";
pyhton="shutdown now"

  • Hostile architecture

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  • I normally don't read usernames, so I got fucking brain fried trying to figure out what a Finjamin is

    Like, it looks like a word I should remember but it isn't even a word

  • MAGA demands murder charges for ICE victim's wife

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  • ah

    salvia

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • I whiteknuckle through it and I'm pretty sure it's killing me

    There's no way I'm reaching 50 without a stroke or a heart attack

    It's like trying to swim upstream while almost drowning all the time

    Life is hard.

  • Woman killed by ICE agent in Minneapolis was a mother of 3, poet and new to the city

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  • If he had enough time to unholster his gun, he was absolutely planning on murder.

    "Self defense" my ass

  • Do drug dogs ever get addicted when working or during training?

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  • Bomb sniffing dogs don't become explosive after a few successful shifts, for similar reasons.

  • Fewer than 30% of ICE detainees in 2025 had criminal records

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  • If you're already in a bleak mood and don't want to make it worse, I'd suggest not looking into related statistics.

    If you're ready to be pissed off, keep reading and researching.

    I saw a figure from the Guardian: over 320k detentions and deportations last year.

    That's already deep into false positive territory for the legal citizen metric.

    I couldn't find an exact figure, because this headline made me a bit too sick to continue:

    2025 was ICE’s deadliest year in two decades. Here are the 31 people who died in custody (Also, the Guardian)

    Thirty one human lives are gone because they didn't have the right paperwork.

    And that was just in ICE Custody. It doesn't include CECOT and wherever else people were deported to.

  • I've never been in a situation where me having a gun would have made things bettter.

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  • hello Mike D never showed up

    may I have the water

  • U.S. Has Captured Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro

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  • Thumbs crossed for Nambia to do the funniest thing of all time

  • I love choice. I hate choosing.

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  • You can absolutely do that.

    But do be careful with kde-full if you're running very old hardware. I'm talking about <4gb DDR3, CPUs from Obama's first term etc.

    I'm not saying KDE's "bloated"; I am still in absolute shock at how light it is compared to Windows.

    But if you are dealing with hardware that needs a daily lethal dose of donepezil, opt for kde-standard

    (Difficult lesson I learned)

  • How is Donald Trump able to get away with being part of a child trafficking ring but I get 20 years in jail for littering?

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  • maybe op was doing it a lot

    and/or the litter was plutonium or something

    edit: I think the phrasing was intended to be hyperbolic

  • Deeper babe

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  • "honest to god that's as far as I can go"

  • Only 3 People Mentioned in "We Didn't Start the Fire" Are Still Alive

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  • This was an interesting choice of image for the JFK mention.