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So, here you are. Aren’t ya. AREN’T YA? Ya, ya are.

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  • I washed my balls in 24% acetic acid once.

    They did get clean, in the sense that it burned the outermost layer of skin right off, yeah so but just letting you all know not to do that.

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  • My deodorant is called "pungent sweat".

    Just stop buying shit.

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  • "Brown Fog"

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  • "Arctic Thunder"

    smells like detergent and piss

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  • "Ha, I figured out that by lying online I can fool people imto believing me!"

    Wait until he learns this holds for real life as well.

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  • "But is it art?"

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  • No, the world is ruled by an extremely unstable system of material distribution based on a moronic premise.

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  • Worked on the first try for me

  • /r/noncredibledefense

  • If you think the US meddles in the internal politics of sovereign nations, just imagine the lobbying they do in the military industry.

  • "That's it, I'm quitting drugs. But first! A quick stop at my dealer's..."

  • Fair enough, let's ban meat for everyone then.

  • Remember to always vet and vote for candidates in the EU elections, it really does make a difference.

  • Yeah, and now watch the American vultures come and feast on its flesh once they're done with the USA! They're the fucking enemy. We're beset on all sides, it seems.

  • I'd tell you, but you'd have to get out of the light.

  • NO CITIZEN BENEFIT! SURVEILLANCE USE ONLY!

  • It's right up their alley. "Ban THEIR sharia law! Vote for OUR sharia law!"

  • Every religion believes theirs is correct.

    From a purely argumentative standpoint, that doesn't mean that one of them isn't. Again, strictly from a rhetorical point of view.

    These things are already illegal from our other laws

    From a rhetorical point of view, strictly, one could say, if one were to defend the statement, which I'm not, but one could, hypothetically say that any religion actively espousing those things is worthy of condemnation regardless of our laws.

    “Girl genital mutilation”

    Same goes for this. Hypothetically.

    “No pet dogs allowed”

    Yeah I don't know either. Even hypothetically.

    BAN MARTIANS NOW!

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  • "Now that your son is born, would you also like us to cut off a bit of his penis? It's only $500 if you have a coupon!"

    They're just correcting God's design a little.

  • Do you get to keep the leftovers?