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So, here you are. Aren’t ya. AREN’T YA? Ya, ya are.

  • Mushrooms are amazing. Eat mushrooms.

  • I had rabies, but after a few days I felt better.

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  • yo mama

  • I try real hard to remind myself when people tell me their sob stories that somewhere out there is someone who would be flabbergasted at the bullshit being spewed in my face.

  • I once knew a prince of York

    Who sailed to a Virgin port

    And couldn't keep his pork

    in his pants and his friends said hey stop fucking kids in public because you're kind of ruining it for the rest of us.

  • Yeap that's me, never done an illegal thing in my life, never been in a fight, a total pussy hahahaha

  • You're right, I'm a pussy, never been in a fight, I'm a straight laced motherfucker, good night.

  • Man, you're telling me I could have been PAID?!

    It's like those toys you had when you were a kid and then just threw out when you approached puberty and are now worth like thousands of $.

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  • Ackshually the current state of the USA is highly reminiscent of the late Roman period of circa 300 CE. Civil unrest, oligarchic rule, bureaucratic overload, corruption, a state of perpetual internal and external conflict, rapid succession and dramatic leadership shifts...

    Panem et circem buddy, panem et circem.

    Burgers and halftime shows.

  • Why would any human consent to being a slave?

    They don't.

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  • "Who left the fridge open?"

    Have you seen the DVD commentary btw? You know in the film Lazarus says "I don't get out of character until the DVD commentary", well, he didn't drop character for the DVD commentary either he just stays Lincoln Osiris through the whole thing. It's like watching a whole extra level of the film. There is even some side stuff he did you can find on YT, like, a couple of skits with him just staying in character, it seems he really loved that one. :)

  • Ooooofff.....

    I'm gonna let it slide, but I'm watching you.

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  • It seemed like a reasonable thing to do at the time.

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  • You're welcome!

  • If you don't care about politics then you care only about yourself.

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  • I washed my balls in 24% acetic acid once.

    They did get clean, in the sense that it burned the outermost layer of skin right off, yeah so but just letting you all know not to do that.