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Ellia Plissken

@ tilefan @lemm.ee

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i'm probably baked

  • why would that happen?

  • you want to place the entire grenade inside of an empty can, just tight enough to hold the spoon in place. then you remove the pin, and you secure the can, so the string pulls the grenade out of the can, and the spoon kicks itself off.

    actually for the least resistance to the tripwire, you want to pull the can off the grenade

    if you're particularly diabolical, you'll replace the grenade fuse with a smoke grenade fuse which has no delay

  • ah. ty

  • I might always have the potential to become an addict again, that doesn't mean that I'm always an addict.

  • various torrent sites.

  • it's The Jungle all over again

  • I knew Publix brand always tasted cleaner.

  • you skipped over the part where PETA was infiltrated by a spy ring paid for by Barnum & Bailey and run by the former third highest ranking member of the CIA (who had been convicted of lying to Congress), using their operatives to, among other things, do and encourage behaviors that make the organization look extreme. this allowed it to be taken over by unstable fanatics and successfully destroyed its reputation

  • Google is suggesting Elmer's glue. have you tried that?

  • I remember reading about a chemistry teacher found dead one morning. he had a habit of consuming the laboratory's ethanol after hours, and the night before had accidentally poured himself a glass of methanol

  • finally a fucking headline that mentions the problem

  • this is why Garfield hates mondays

  • what an interestingly worded headline.

  • 3 weeks after taking a kitten off the street, I found it cuddling with my pitbull after our first cold night. the cat still gets annoyed anytime I catch him being friendly with the dog

    what are the ages and the dog breed?

  • explain exactly what you mean.

    *guys I'm not being facetious I don't understand

  • I mean, individual burger patties start at 8 ounces, and people regularly stack them or eat more than one burger

  • it's not even on Spotify

    (I haven't been following for updates I just remember the headlines when she pulled it)

  • you don't look at wax and fantasize about chewing on it sometimes?

  • imagine the ruckus if he'd handed out something with fluoride in it