27 year olds were 13 only 13 years ago. I feel like 36 is when you officially hit “not young”

I think they didn’t realize it was your username lol

No one knows. Believe me I’ve tried asking

Oh I don’t really think that- sorry, I thought the emoji would make it clear. I still don’t know how much (if any) of you is a character/schtick like Chad McTruth, but I have a soft spot for you regardless bc we got shat on relentlessly together in a few threads for voting third party

Ah is it regional slang? That makes sense. I just edited this one from here

https://lemmy.zip/post/44069547

Lmao

Obv BPR 😤

https://lemmy.world/post/33066947

I’m just fucking with them bc I created the greentext they shared and they didn’t notice lol

Edit: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/28917318

Sorry I was just playing along bc it sounds so silly in english without context. Having long toes implies that your toes getting stepped on was your own fault- i.e., they’re saying you’re sensitive

Haha long toooeesssss

I’ve never seen that link before in my life

This kind of overlap usually means they’re both talking about the same real incident. When multiple people share similar accounts spelled out with specific details, it makes it more plausible that something actually happened. Some healthy skepticism is good, but given the precise matches and consistency, it’s pretty reasonable to think these stories are probably based on real events, rather than that I made the 4chan one in photoshop after seeing this post

That’s not a booby trap- those are his loose jimmies

That doesn’t sound very effective though

Edit: (the goal is to injure someone rooting around in your pockets without your consent)

seems like AI tho

liar

source?

From my unshared OC folder

Initially Mr Irvin tried to cast his own anus with messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based on this casting. It is a matter of interest that the person who kindly donated her service has no idea that her anus has now gone global.

https://edibleanus.com/edible-anus-chocolates-unique-gift/home-of-the-original-chocolate-anus/