Imagine a stock game gear

Speak for yourself

There is a severe lack of capitalization

What a fucking shitheel

Picked it up like I usually do. This one was particularly feisty, striking at everything. Got me just right I guess.

I had one draw blood this spring! Granted, it was barely anything, but it still blew my mind it was capable of doing that.

This is what I do. Works well.

Probably not. Markets are closed.

Ranked choice voting makes it a lot harder to be a spoiler.

Yes to both.

Problem is, the staff will commonly still prioritize the cars and you’ll still wait. Maybe not as much if you got in the end of the queue, but still longer than you’d expect.

So does every other drink for that matter.

It’s for those of us that prefer our circuit components to be LGBTQ+ friendly. Fuck those SMD resistors.

If Benghazi taught us anything, it’s time for 45 more hearings!

I wonder why he hasn’t been pardoned yet. This is hero level stuff by Trump’s standards.

Yeah, but just wait for when King Trump makes California pay tariffs to trade with the remaining states! He’ll bleed CA dry!

I have to imagine that in any scenario where the rocks would be dangerous would also mean that you are fucked anyway.

Sounds like a bold-faced lie to me. I bet it was all staged.

Yeah, not sure I trust anything about Wikipedia posted by someone with that username. Totally unbiased.

Better punchline: Something something … our apartment has never been so clean!