It’s only an oligarchy bc he lost

Yah except it was by choice he didn’t retire sooner

Damn cars are taking over the oceans too?!

For some reason I recall the locals having to vote for it too?

Ya it’s literally the easiest way to get a quick video on something you wanna learn. Not to mention (unlike other platforms) you get a friendly face that teaches it to you

Six dollars a day and they want to cut it?!

Think u meant to post this in c/science_dad_jokes

Getting hair in ur mouth is the worst

the internet is full of people who self diagnose

https://www.planetcritical.com/p/cyber-security-experts-warn-election-hacked

This was actually floating around Lemmy not too long ago

I mean. Get diagnosed first. It might be something else

I’m so tired of seeing “plan” and “could”. Just fucking do it already

It’s too cute to be observed through classical means

I was expecting mole rats

You can’t expect people to read!

The cat makes this so real

hey boss I did that thing you didn’t know I decided I was excited about. Don’t worry I stayed up sleepless working on it for an entire week which is why I’ve been unable to focus during meetings. It also prevented me from looking at the items you had assigned me two weeks ago

Monetarily? No. Fun stories? Oh yeah

Pokemon “evolution” is more like irl metamorphosis

That works for you? I always get blocked by the content filter