I’m imagining a Beverly Hillbillies-style listing of synonyms.

Booger sugar

Nose beer

Bolivian rocket fuel

I didn’t come here directly after reddit. Stopped off at mastodon first, but it was too twitter-like for my taste. Saw Lemmy on a list of alternatives, and this place scratches the itch pretty well.

For a slightly above average banana, I’d pay negative 6.1 million dollars.

I would pay negative 6.2 million dollars to eat a banana at a press conference.

“Getting nicked” as in getting pickpocketed, swindled, or otherwise taken advantage of?

Do you even lift shitpost bro?

There are some decent to good video games available on Android & iPhone, of a wide variety of genres.

If you have the self discipline to not let gaming take over all your spare time (whistles innocently while totally not looking in mirror), it’s absolutely worth getting into.

Where to start? I recommend keeping it simple. If you don’t already own a desktop or laptop computer at home, it’s probably easiest to stick with games on your phone.

• ask friends & family what games they play, particularly those who fall on the same side of the Apple/Google divide as you.
• open your app store and look at lists of popular games by genre. Pick a free one, download it, and try it out. If you don’t like it, delete it and try another one.
• if there’s a news or culture site whose judgement you trust & like to follow, even if it’s not a technology or gaming related site, it’s worth spending a couple minutes to see if they have review articles or recommendation lists available. You can even find a related Lemmy community and ask there.

Personally, I play the following:

• an older logic puzzle game
• a free klondike solitaire game
• Egg, Inc - this is an idle incremental game available on both iOS & Android
• Leaf Blower Revolution - just started this one. It’s in the idle incremental genre as well. Available on iOS, Android, and through Steam. Supports cross platform play by way of cloud saves. I picked it up a week ago and it has been fun so far.

I don’t have the reflexes for active combat games. I like RPGs but prefer to play those on desktop.

Makes me think of the “My name’s Buck and I’m here to fuck” scene in Kill Bill.

Demi Moore, Julianne Moore, and idk but probably has the last name Moore

12 million SEK =

• 1.12m USD
• 1.06m EUR
• 859k GBP

People who don’t return their cart to the cart corral in the grocery store parking lot

Ned is a lucky bastard, I’ve never gotten to hold more than two kittens at the same time.

What about races where all candidates are hirsute?

What are the odds of Nebraska Spiderman tweaking his costume to use the same shade of red as NU?

Don’t they each win like ten cents or something?

Lol I didn’t realize that the pankakke version wasn’t the original.

I <3 Tamago

<3 Bitty

Do you have a recent picture of her you’re willing to share?

Thanks for finding & sharing the original, it’s a lot less gross than the caption supplied on this post.

Any idea what the original caption was?