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superduperpirate

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  • 2025-12-16

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  • Anecdotally, over the last year or so in my area, I have seen waaaaay more people driving the wrong way down a one way aisle in parking lots.

    Buddy, I’m not the one who can’t be bothered to read, so you need to do like Juvenile and back dat ass up

  • What kind of life is this?

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  • She’s apparently never heard of earbuds either

  • Tbh... I dont like it and think its overwhelming...

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  • I’ve spent most of my life in poverty. I don’t like Christmas terribly much because it just gives me childhood memories of being disappointed. Nowadays I sometimes feel like a monster because I can’t make myself be (or at least pretend to be) happy during Christmas.

  • Would you rather glow in the dark, or slowly get bigger when in water, and then shrink back to normal when dry?

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  • Glow in the dark, since i do lap swimming for exercise and the other option would rule that out.

  • Which invisibility related power would you rather?

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  • Option 2 so i can at least see

  • If you automated 95% of your job, but still had to report to an office/cubicle, what would you do with your (40hrs)time?

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    • take professional development on my employer’s budget
    • bring a book
    • don’t be afraid to take slightly longer than usual lunches for errands or for exercise or whatevs
    • if monitoring is lax enough, and there’s unmonitored guest wifi, bring your personal laptop and play some vidya

  • What TV series bungled a great concept that you'd like to see tried again?

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  • Have you ever watched Dollhouse? Slightly similar theme and (unlike Firefly) it had two seasons that as best I can tell were aired in the proper order.

  • Perfect world for ADHD

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  • Perfect world for ADHD

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  • Is the month and change we have left before 2026 hits enough time to develop society and tech as shown in The Culture novels?

  • Artie knows how to relax

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  • Is Artie by chance a turkish van kitty? We have a turkish van who has markings and coloration very similar to Artie’s.

  • What is the best way to eat spinach?

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  • I prefer spinach that I’ve sautéed with a bit of garlic and some olive oil.

  • DC Studios Taps ‘American Vandal’ Creators for Jimmy Olsen TV Spinoff

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  • First American Vandal season was fucking hilarious

  • Brett Goldstein Male Escort Romantic Comedy ‘Escorted’ Gets Series Order At Amazon

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  • Or the old HBO show Hung, starring the guy who was a detective in earlier seasons of the Expanse.

  • Can't be me

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  • omg adhd must be a superpower, with the hyperfocus

    Yeah, it would be, if you had any say on when the hyperfocus started and what was the subject of it.

  • Is there a TV series you regret watching purely because of how long it was, and overall, how unsatisfactory it was when it finished?

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  • Game of Thrones was unsatisfactory enough that I refuse to try House of the Dragon, do a rewatch of GoT, and instead I’d rather slog through mediocre fanfiction that have anything to do with the televised products again.

  • I think this counts as torture

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  • Sounds like a good time to have a meeting with an external partner that you can’t skip or reschedule.

    And by meeting, I mean a legit looking calendar event that will fool a cursory investigation.

    This works best if you have an office with a door you can shut.

    Or. Hell. Sounds like a good time to schedule a conflicting dental or doctor appointment.

  • Skills Development.

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  • Ah, the ol’ David Carradine

  • Its the you get to pick a superpower one. With a twist.

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  • You can teleport, with these restrictions:

    • Only between just inside front entrance of your residence and just inside front entrance of your workplace
    • Cooldown on using it is 4 hours
    • You can only take yourself, clothes you’re wearing, and whatever you can fit into a modestly sized backpack, laptop bag, or messenger bag
    • You can’t take a coworker, partner, child, pet, or neighborhood crow with you
    • If there is a valid warrant for your arrest, teleportation no longer works
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    Is social media a stupid-people aggregator?

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  • None of us is as stupid as all of us.