Kitty can’t let the can opener go away

I wonder if they’ll be spared the ads that are coming to Apple Maps

Ew.

I’d almost rather use a paper map book than get face slapped by ads in a smartphone navigation app.

The track I’m recommending is the Postmodern Jukebox cover of Blackstreet’s “No Diggity” featuring Ariana Savalas on vocals.

For your requirements

popular song

Yes - the original got a ton of airplay on MTV and radio in the early 90s

from the 80s or 90s

Yes

hard rock or metal version

Nope

female vocalist

Yes

Link:

https://youtu.be/bTfz36WArSU

If Savalas sounds familiar, her dad is the actor Telly Savalas.

Cable porn vs cable gore

I’ve seen a similar cartoon with a cat paw coming through the glory hole and bopping the dude in the face

Thanks for the alt-text. There’s not much contrast between the font color and the surrounding background color.

Hi Sam!

I know server space and bandwidth and payroll + benefits for programmers aren’t free, and apple isn’t a non-profit like my local food bank and homeless shelter.

But I’m also not thrilled about ads invading apple maps.

I don’t know how to square the circle though.

Van Gogh was a very sunaliveed painter.

Same.

I’ve heard a joke among some cat owners to the effect of:

What’s the optimal number of cats to own?

One more

It’s the same way with providing context and details.

What’s the ideal amount of context to provide?

More!

Unstructured downtime

My favorite thing of his is still the American Vandal series on Netlfix. He had a pretty major role in season 1.

I wouldn’t insult anal beads by comparing them to copilot.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

In June 2022, I applied for the job that I’ve held for some time now.

Roughly a week after I submitted my application, I got a call offering me an interview, and the interview slot itself was about a week after the call, so about two weeks after the date I applied.

During the week leading up to the interview, I had a very vivid dream in which I woke up somewhere out in the countryside in Ukraine, as a foreign volunteer fighting for Ukraine.

I wasn’t worried about seeing combat or getting hurt or dying. I was primarily worried that I was going to miss out on my job interview.

I’ve tried atomoxetine and welbutrin to no effect. Your results may vary.

I know. I’m slacking off. My bad.

A fifth of vodka, a loaded & unregistered pistol, a crack pipe, and a photo album of me walking by adorable dogs and not stopping to offer pets.