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sturger

@ sturger @sh.itjust.works

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  • French hospital treats man with shell up his rectum

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  • This isn’t even the first time someone went to the hospital with an explosive round stuck in their asshole.

  • ex-kakapo

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  • Replace "dig a hole" with "live in mom's basement" and this describes another common species as well.

  • Natural gas prices soar more than 60% as winter storm approaches

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  • With our new energy subscription services you'll save almost 100% on your energy bills*!

    • As long as you never need energy.

    Good news everyone! The US Northeast will have record low gas prices... all we have to do now is to figure out how to keep the region's air temperature above 70F year-round!

  • Sam Altman the Mother Of All Scapegoats

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  • Sam Altman is a CEO. What you've written is his job description. Hype the stock, take the fall. Only in his case, the "fall" will be to having to cry himself to sleep on top of millions of dollars each night.

    He's not going to be charged with a crime because this is how American big business operates these days. He doing the task he was hired for. If anyone threatened him, 10,000 "millionaire defenders" will pour out of their trailers and blame Obama instead.

  • Tesla kills Autopilot, locks lane-keeping behind $99/month fee

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  • Did they ever fix the phantom braking issue? I haven't used their "cruise control" (Autopilot) for years because I'm tired of it randomly deciding to come to a complete stop in the middle of the interstate. Damned if I'm going to pay for it.

  • Steve Yegge’s Gas Town: Vibe coding goes crypto scam

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  • He even cowrote a book with Gene Kim called Vibe Coding. Well, I say “wrote” — they used a chatbot for “draft generation and draft ranking”. They vibed the book text.

    So how does one “vibe code” a book? Input a prompt and the LLM expands it into a book using statistically likely words?

    Why not save everyone the trouble and just publish the “vibe code” prompt?

  • Dear Republican Women

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  • Ok, so science story time. I’m not a doctor.

    The female human’s reproductive tract is somewhat loosey-goosey. There is a direct path between the outside world, through the vagina, through the cervix, through the uterus, through the fallopian tubes and into the female abdomen. Not literally, but figuratively the ovaries “float” in the abdomen, just outside of the entrance to the fallopian tubes.While discussing this with a doctor once, I asked, “Since the ovaries are not directly connected to the fallopian tubes, when an egg erupts from an ovary, what ensures that the egg enters the fallopian tubes and heads to the uterus?”She replied, “Not much. Occasionally the egg will stay in the abdominal cavity and implant there.”

    So think about that for a second. It’s not uncommon for a human eggs to float into the female abdomen, attach and begin growing. That’s called an “ectopic pregnancy”. If you know enough women who trust you, you’ll likely know at least one who’s had surgery for an ectopic pregnancy.

    So think about that for another second. If you know someone who is against abortions, be sure to ask them how they suggest solving ectopic pregnancies.

    If they don’t have an answer, consider what it would be like to die from one.

  • Shower Thoughts on AI

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  • It‘s crazy what you can get away with if you‘re bold enough.That’s the key to con(fidence) men. If you state anything confidently enough, some number of rubes will believe you.

  • Shower Thoughts on AI

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  • might be complete garbage code or might work fine, total toss up.

    Many state that the “AI hallucinates 30% of the time”. I really appreciate the observation of someone else online who observed, “No, it hallucinates 100% of the time, only sometimes the output happens to be useful.”

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world
    sturger @sh.itjust.works

    Shower Thoughts on AI

  • Vibe Coding for CTOs: The Real Cost of 100 Lines of Code

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  • So they discovered a way to demolish their competition by laying off their employees and still produce products in record time? Before the pink slips are all printed they jump on the internet to tell everyone their most valuable business secret in 100 years?

    You can tell how valuable this “business advantage” is by how willing they are to tell the world about it.

  • ‘I don’t think we should have billionaires’: mayor Zohran Mamdani in his own words

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  • ‘I don’t think we should have billionaires’

    Half of America’s trailer-park residents pass out because he dared to attack our beloved billionaires. “But what about when we become billionaires!?!”

    The reason we have had to deal with this over the centuries is half our population is authoritarian. The idea that someone can punch up as a violation of the laws of man.

  • Michael Burry (The Big Short) is betting against the AI Bubble

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  • Just ask ChatGPT when's the best time to short your AI stocks. Sheesh. I can't believe how dumb you non-AIs are!

    /s /s (just in case)

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    sturger @sh.itjust.works

    FedEx and UPS are merging. The new company will be named "Fed-Up"

  • Is AI a Bubble? I Didn't Think So Until I Heard of SDD

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  • It should be the other way around. AI should be reviewing code. AI should be debugging code. Instead, it is allegedly doing the opposite. It’s creating code that requires human review and is generating code that requires humans to debug. This is the opposite of useful.

    Having a huge existing codebase and having an AI that scan the entire codebase and find actual bugs would be a godsend. Giving humans more drudgework is the opposite of helpful.

  • What's an example of something that usually goes unnoticed when done well but very noticeable when done poorly or not done at all?

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  • Disease prevention.

    Everyone hates on disease prevention when it works (“Why should we wear masks?!?”) but wants to know what went wrong when it doesn’t work (“10,000 people died from a disease that was preventable. Why didn’t you tell us to wear masks?!?”).

  • vote for the forest, not the axe

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  • Steal it. I did.

  • vote for the forest, not the axe

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  • "If hard work made you rich, all donkeys would be millionaires."

  • People regret buying Amazon smart displays after being bombarded with ads

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  • After your internet is shut, you'll be forced to buy Google Prison Internet, where you're surveiled 24/7 and you're only allowed to download ads.

  • People regret buying Amazon smart displays after being bombarded with ads

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  • The key is to tell your audience something they wish would be true.

  • People regret buying Amazon smart displays after being bombarded with ads

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  • "Honey, you know what would really tie this room together? A giant electronic advertising billboard!"

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    sturger @sh.itjust.works

    If CEOs think they can replace everyone with AI, why do they think Wall St. will need CEOs?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    sturger @sh.itjust.works

    Why is it so hard to buy the same toothbrush twice?