starweasel [it/its, comrade/them]

new season of skibidi toilet’s looking pretty lit

no you’re thinking of an espresso. An estonian is when you assault a fortification with ladders.

“The premise, which they didn’t dispute, was ‘We’re talking about potentially the most destructive technology ever invented — what if we sold it to Putin?'” an exasperated Hedley told The New Yorker.

Why build such a place? Simple. The Umbrella Corporation derived its primary income from the sale of viral weaponry, something that’s impossible to test in the real world. They re-created the center of New York, simulated an outbreak, showed it to the Russians and sold them the virus. They simulated an outbreak in Moscow, sold it to the Americans. An outbreak in Tokyo, sold it to the Chinese. An outbreak in China, sold it to the Japanese. Exactly. Everyone had to have it. The Umbrella Corporation built a new arms race.

this is literally the plot of resident evil retribution (2012). idk if its “near comic book villany” this is plagiarized “video-game-adjacent-movie villany”. on brand for the ceo of plagiarism machine i suppose.

oh nice! ive heard good things about one punch man, so ill have to check it out.

ahaha im actually incredibly boring and just have adhd lol. aside from the forums (which are 90% of my social interaction tbh) everything else is probably going to wind up getting closed without me actually going anywhere with it.

nothing wrong with watching yt and netflix! tbh thats basically all i did from 2020 till like. mid-last year. ive only really started getting back into hobby type stuff in the last 6 months or so, and its still incredibly hit-or-miss.

what’s something you watched lately that you liked?

well theres my fanfiction browser with infinity tabs, i feel like that needs no explanation.

my regular browser has a forum, another forum, a secret third forum, a couple github pages that i forgot to close, a blog about medieval gardening that i meant to read but didn’t, instructions for making rice wine that ill get around to following eventually, parseword, the web version of a book about clojure, and god only knows whats hanging out in the inactive tab pile. theres only 23 tabs though so… ¯\(ツ)/¯

imo its bc theyre the so called “smart” branch so the venn diagram of “evangelical freaks who are also homeschooled and think theyre smart bc mom said so” go for that one. bonus points for being in civil air patrol bc that org is absolutely infested with homeschoolers and is basically a pipeline to the air force for them

source: former evangelical freak who was homeschooled who went for the air force and fortunately washed out of basic before i could graduate to do war crimes.

me three!

thanks i hate it

i think this process is exactly what makes me so mad about ai generated slop, it reads like fucking conservapedia (which itself reads like basically anything written by a fundie ever, in my personal experience).

if it makes you feel better, most planes are whirling blade planes, the whirling blades just live inside a nice housing that keeps them safe.

well i mean unless birds or ice get in there in which case they blow up or catch fire or fly out of the housing ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

DA5: You can play an orlesian noble or a tevinter magister (both are human men. the skin tones range from “fresh snow” to “beige”). your morality choices are whether you call elves and/or qunari slurs to their faces or not. You can advocate for tevinter style slavery in orlais and if youre orlesian, you can set up your soapbox on the ashes of the alienage for added effect.

my full legal name is unique for the year and country in which i was born

my occupation is both boring and exciting depending on the time of year and/or time of day/night

my place of residence is a completely normal building that absolutely isnt haunted or cursed