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  • We used to get support for 5-9 years… the company is still unimaginably wealthy, but the fucking accountant-in-chief decided that he needed a few more Ferraris.

    Tim Cook can eat a dick… (Or maybe that should’ve been pussy? I don’t want him to enjoy it.) 😅

  • Especially if you bump the OS 8 versions for no fucking reason… oh no wait! Rounded corners and a jellybean aesthetic were totally worth it 🤮 Tim Cook’s victory lap before he dies is to relive the early 2K 🍭

  • Bingo… it’s like 3.9* iOSes out of date and my broke ass can’t afford an upgrade after paying 1.8K for a fucking phone 2 years ago.

    *8 if we’re counting the bullshit version bump iOS 26 😝

  • LOL 😂

    I mean, buying a two year-old one is probably the only way to guarantee that you don’t have to fucking root it with a bunch of ADB commands… at least one of which will be left out of the tutorial, which you will have to watch five times, on reduced speed, because it’s a video tutorial made by a 13 year old or developer with a thick accent*.

    • I’m going to get called out for racism here… it’s not. I love anyone who takes the time and effort to put together a tutorial that I need to watch to get stuff done… but I do miss written instructions 😢
  • Strongly agree… although this BS has given me pause for thought several times.

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    Apple reminding me my iPad sucks

  • Totally feels like they broke scrolling with the edge-to-edge screens to me. You should be able to lock it to the volume buttons or something…

    Like I swear somewhere back 5 phones ago you could comfortably rest fingers on the screen, but they got a big chubby for cramming gestures into everything. IDK, probably every feature fucks some portion of the population… but this feels completely solvable.

  • JFC… I’m going back to chrome 😉

  • Meh… I can live with un-ticking 5 boxes or whatever…

  • Cave Eagle

  • Depends on if you’re on a hill?

  • Meh…. Japan’s been pitching holographic data storage since the early 2Ks — at least —LMK when I can buy a magic holographic zip drive and I’ll be back.

  • Meh… I used it until they started trying to change money… the first time? No real interest in how they were trying to butcher the pig since I left the luau 😝

  • What specifically are you requesting friend, this is a matter of public record?

    As for the “dude” I don’t really consider it gender-specific… though your handle indicates that you’re the king of insect shit so, I’m honestly having a hard time seeing where I went wrong here.

  • My dudes… Opera has been a paid browser for 20 years. Go find a new edge to lord over.

  • Infinite Money Glitch?

  • My brother in IRE was damn near beside himself a few days ago when there was drone activity off the coast. The Irish Times article seemed quite stoic, but I imagine the TV was blowing up with bate.

    Going to pay him a visit in a few months… hopefully I can still fly my little DJI when the time comes, been dreaming of this vacation for years 😅

  • FFS! Spend them 😝

  • Book deal to be announced soon!

  • It’s missing the random “Amazon’s Choice” badge on one of the 20 identical choices 🤣

  • I’ve been waiting my whole life for an action game with a shillelagh 😝