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spittingimage

@ spittingimage @lemmy.world

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  • The average highschooler nowadays probably knows much more about medicine than 19th century doctors

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  • The average highschooler nowadays doesn't get to dissect executed criminals.

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  • Nebulae are like Rorschach ink blots.

    ...anyone else see a furby burning in hell?

  • What's the stupidest thing someone has ever done in front of you?

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  • Went to pour himself a glass of filtered water, but wasn't sure which side of the tap was for hot water. He didn't want to accidentally pour a glass of boiling water - so he put his hand in it to see if it was scalding hot. It was.

  • Humans dominate the world because we can focus our attention really well. That's our big power from which all the science and engineering flow.

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  • We literally jogged animals to death.

    My PE teacher tried to do that to me once or twice. Guess I showed him. The kid with the bad leg was the weakest herd member.

  • Whats a good hobby to get into, as someones whos home alot with a laptop?

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  • "The gimp's asleep."

    "Well wake him up!"

  • So when you were a kid and didn't like to eat something, you'd give it to your parents. But what do you do with food you dislike as an adult?

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  • As an adult? I paid for it, I'll eat it. Then I won't order it again.

  • Whats a good hobby to get into, as someones whos home alot with a laptop?

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  • Ive thought about many of things but im unsure if i should try them?

    You should definitely try them. What have you got to lose?

    Since you're a creative sort, why not make zines? Scribus is a free layout tool you could use to build them and there are plenty of free templates available.

  • We got ourselves a tough guy here

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  • Wow. His power level's over 9,000.

  • Can you lick your nose?

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  • No. But I bet I could lick my cat's nose... once.

  • I got banned from Fuck AI community, anything I can do?

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  • It was meant to be provoking to motivate people to try to argue.

    Absurd. People don't argue on the internet.

  • TIL about Casu martzu, a Sardinian sheep milk cheese that contains live fly maggots

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  • Well, no. They say if the maggots are dead, the cheese isn't safe to eat.

  • What do you recommend I carry in my first wallet?

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  • A condom.

    Apart from the obvious use, you can carry water in it if there's an emergency.

  • Thank you Sisko!

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  • Why would Jesus want a touchdown? Donate half your income to charity if you want to impress him.

  • Horses can smell fear in humans, researchers say

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  • Nice try, horse.

  • Andrew Tate is ’too smart to read’ and says books are for ‘slow brains’

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  • How many times has Andrew Tate been kicked in the head during his career? More than he can count to, I'm guessing.

  • Monograma

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  • That's unfortunate.

    My most famous name-twin is an English professor.

  • Monograma

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  • No kidding. One of my co-workers has a name almost identical to a paedophile whose arrest made the papers last year. Very slight difference in pronunciation. I'm always careful how I address him.

  • American farmers unable to sell their product

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  • It says right there in the pic they want to distribute it to food banks.

  • Here is a Virginia Big-Eared Bat

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  • Buddy gets five bars of signal wherever he goes.