I’d like to try being a lemur. Swinging through the canopy on those long arms, giving/receiving back scratches as a form of social currency and hooting at leopards when I feel like it.

If you’re an angel, on the head of a pin.

How many hours had you been awake?

Really? I can’t see yours.

I’ll share my favourites for when I need to calm the fuck down:

Island In Video Cassette from the Serial Experiments Lain Cyberia soundtrack

Duvet - Boa

Running Down a Dream - Tom Petty

Trampoline - Shaed

Teardrop - Massive Attack

Bullets - Archive

Lean On - Major Lazer featuring MØ

Human - Rag’n’Bone Man

Brand New Day - Sting

Drop The Game - Flume

Come Talk to Me - Peter Gabriel

Temple of Love - any version, Sisters of Mercy

Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley cover

Under The Bridge - Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Mr E’s Beautiful Blues - Eels

The average human skull has a volume of about twice the average bottle of wine. Thanks to your sacrifice, some artsy goth is getting wasted.

They are. I researched it because my mother wanted to grow a lemon tree from her cremains. Human ashes are too acidic for most plants to grow in unless you mix them with soil or compost. Which doesn’t seem at all respectful.

I don’t use AI for productive work, for the same reasons I don’t stir my soup with a dishrag.

Pretty good for recipes, tho’.

Nice paint scheme. Acrylics?

Should they bury you as well, or do you plan to be a year-round Hallowe’en decoration?

When my mother went, the hospital staff asked us if she was a donor.

Start eating paprika. Like, lots of paprika.

I love that piece. I want it played at my funeral.

Strip me for parts and give the rest to science. I’m not real sentimental about my body once I’m done with it.

“Can’t” be hard, or “can” be hard? Seems like the second option is more natural for that sentence.

You say paranoid delusion, I say let me see those notes you’re writing-!

I’m told that Ferniehurst Castle on the border between Scotland and England was built with the stairs spiralling in the opposite direction because so many of the clan that built it were left-handed.

A boxing coach once told me it’s harder to fight lefties because they go against what you’ve trained for.

My cologne selection would get bonus points for upsetting you.

BBQ sauce.