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  • But why?

  • Disable safety protocols.

  • In response to nearly everything, "That was my high school nickname!"

  • Pizza dude's got 30 seconds.

  • Aaaand now I'm sad.

  • Police

  • Do it

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  • Shoog Shoog in my ass.

  • I really excited about this! I just know I'm going to cry so much, though.

  • I think we left What If long ago.

  • I DD'd for my girlfriend and her friend FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

  • Then we should string them up in a tree and beat them with sticks,

    ... To get the candy.

  • They taste like forgiveness

  • They stole my catchphrase!

  • Always has been.🔫

  • But how could yours be real when mine are the only real ones?

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    Many, many more.

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  • Gotta walk before you run.

  • I never understood this behaviour. I will starve before I run out of things to wipe my ass with.

  • Hinder's Lips of an Angel. Just end me.

  • Just hold it in one position and wait for the orgasm to cross the screen.