What so wrong about hearing elderly people talk about sex? They had sex.
What so wrong about hearing elderly people talk about sex? They had sex.
I wonder if they charged per minute like a lot of hot lines did back in the day.
Big if true.
Getting a divorce can give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack, you ought to know by now.
I set my password as 12345. Nobody will think to guess that.
I did, but that’s because it came from an unknown number and I thought it was about my car’s extended warranty.
Yeah, I feel like a serious candidate for president would know how many Representatives are in the House.
I got them all right, including the number of Representatives, which is something that Jill Stein (who is actually running for president) didn’t know.
Don’t give Trump any ideas.
I wonder how extra crispy would taste.
Did you break both of your arms?
It’s not your fault, there are way too many Pokemon these days.
They should start their own company with blackjack and hookers.
He’s totally wearing a clip-on.
I doubt many of them were watching the WNBA to begin with.
Should’ve used Jared
I can’t wait to have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear
Did he mistake his grandson for a quail?
I see no flaw in that logic.