And yet somehow running the country?

The United States government is now one big edge lord troll

They forgot the Carolina squat.

“If I say it, I makes it real!”

Second amendment?

“I bet she has tattoos!”

“STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASS HOLE”

“No see, we fixed the problem. With no Social Security number, they won’t be able to register to vote, so it will all just sort itself out”

Weak, pathetic little man baby. Tried to play chicken with the world economy. Now, not only did he blink, he shat himself as he ran away before the game had even started. What a pathetic loser.

This only makes he think this is one of the ways he’s been trying to influence elections already. Must be pretty effective if he is fighting this hard for it.

Cool, so no trial for you for treason, just straight to the gallows, right?

“Why don’t you just ask your dad for some money?”

Cause that’s a great way to motivate me and get me to do what you want, just scream at me. That shows me you have power and authority…oh, no, wait, that just shows how much of a huge man baby you are and how much pleasure I’ll have telling you to fuck off right to your face.

I’m too busy living in a shotgun shack in another part of the world.

Umm, Mississippi, Alabama, Kentucky, Tennessee, Arkansas… all are much, MUCH worse than Virginia.

“One nation, under God, indivisible…”

Can lgbtq parents opt out of religious materials in schools as well?

Scholars? We need scholars to tell us that sending US citizens to a concentration camp with no due process is a constitutional crisis??? Schoolhouse Rock, where did we go wrong?

Know way to many people that like that movie solely for that scene.

Hey, how about you do your job and impeach the motherfucker that is doing it? Maybe? Do your damn job? Perhaps?