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silasmariner

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  • Python vs. Java

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  • Oh I'm completely serious. The joke is that everyone does it but everyone knows not to do it. I started doing it when I first ran into problems debugging actor contexts, and never stopped.

    The good printlns become logs, obviously

  • Why I am moving away from Scala

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  • Also it is literally the best language for refactoring. Omg. Anything is available -- macros that fold up so tight you can't see it's arse, compile type type witnesses for safe access to partial objects, fuckin' automatic restructuring of auto-generated code, at compile time, to regex hack in the easy fix for a hard problem. It just so flexible, and you can either use that to prevent bugs by making things stricter, or enable incredible things by doing mad unsafe shit (that's still safe, because you still have the compiler). Wow. What a language.

  • Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned

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  • Happened in 2019 though

  • Python vs. Java

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  • Oh man, I thought that was one of the classic jokes :'( I am out of touch

  • Why I am moving away from Scala

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  • Yeah, every so often there's an article like this and tbh it always seems to boil down to 'i couldn't get a job in it' lol. Scala isn't Java or Go, it's never gonna have as many open roles as those sorts of languages. Doesn't feel to me like it's dying -- all the libs I depend on have been available for scala 3 for at least a couple of years now, all the ones that aren't already so feature complete as to warrant 'stable' status get regular updates. Kinda don't like ppl trash talking my favourite language NGL lol 😂

  • Python vs. Java

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  • Wait, how do you debug your code?

  • Hard to answer the question when you don't even understand the question

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  • Understandable soldering bollocks

  • It's not aliens because it's NEVER aliens

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  • Yes this would make sense

  • It's not aliens because it's NEVER aliens

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  • Yeah idk, I think it'd happen near the solstice at 'night' when sun doesn't really set but yeah I guess it'd never be perfectly horizontal and I don't live in the Arctic circle myself so have never seen it. Maybe it's all a big hoax, who can say

  • It's not aliens because it's NEVER aliens

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  • Well the sun will move horizontal to the horizon near the Arctic circle during summer. So... I mean, still Alaska

  • It's not aliens because it's NEVER aliens

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  • Alaska, it says in the post

  • It's barely a science.

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  • Philosophy is in entirely the wrong place for some reason. Should be slightly to the right of maths.

  • You can now use Debian without Linux

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  • The downvotes are probably because of the annoying thorn usage. It's disruptive to reading and a gratuitous irritant to discover in what's otherwise a perfectly cromulent post

  • I'm good, thanks

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  • Halfway to a great comment there but it fizzled out a bit

  • Johnny Appleseed planting apple trees for kids to eat

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  • peach, plum and cherry get along well

  • It do be like that

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  • Quite. You don't need an IDE to have a compiler lol

  • It do be like that

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  • I do, I just use abstractions and metaprogramming layers to do so more efficiently. Sounds like your workflow could use improving

  • It do be like that

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  • You also need a compiler or interpreter because wtf man you gotta run some stuff during development

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    Meaningless

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  • Idk man, stories?