The regular ad, or the Can-Can musical version?

I foresee this getting their titles kicked off steam, since their developer TOS pretty much forbids this.

Mark 9:47, for those who want to weaponize this against those conservative fake Christians.

But don’t forget Jesus’ teachings of kindness and charity! Offer them a rusty spoon to perform said eyeball plucking.

Ooh, yeah. Frontage roads, roundabouts, and speed humps.

Yep, that’s a stroad for you. You fix those by either removing lanes and adding traffic calming measures, or isolating it from the surrounding businesses.

Hopefully they offer a collector’s edition with physical goods again. I did that for GW2 just to have something on my shelves after moving.

What a sad, strange little man.

If you have a rear windshield washer sprayer, see if you can angle it straight backwards so it sprays on them.
Bonus points if you make the washer fluid yellow.

Lemme know when they get DOOM running on that RealDoll.

Prime candidate for a roundabout conversion.

Oh no, they’re gonna prosecute me for… Um…
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Academically citing their own definition of terrorism as a label for their activities! The horror!

Me: turns on Desktop mode “What is this app you speak of? I’m a desktop computer.”
Website: “Right you are, here’s the menu.”

Nuclear isn’t an energy source that can ramp up or down with demand. In fact, it can take hours to adjust the output.
While nuclear still has a place, that particular place is flat energy input and black start sites.

Stop calling them federal agents. They are, by legal definition, domestic terrorists.

The Department of Homeland Security defines terrorism as a premeditated threat or act of violence, against persons, property, environmental, or economic targets, to induce fear or to intimidate, coerce or affect a government, the civilian population, or any segment thereof…^[1]

^[1] Author not listed. (2025). Terrorism. New Hampshire DSHEM. https://www.hsem.dos.nh.gov/prevention/information-analysis-center/terrorism

Between this and the large swathes of asphalt for driving and parking, of course every city is boiling hot.

Stop routing highways through cities and start making bike lanes, dammit!

So shrink 'em down then. They’re only that big due to the old CARB or CAFE regulations anyways (I forget which), and those are gone now too. So you can sell them domestically at that smaller size too.

In fact, I’m curious on what the size and weight limits are, and if the Slate truck will fit within them. It’ll be awesome if it can sell as-is with no modifications.

Or protected bike paths.
Or trams and LRTs.
Or even just some goddamn EV subsidies again.

Perfect opportunity for someone to deploy some spray paint.

sad bikepath-less american noises

Oh hey, a second reason to carry a schrader valve tool in my bike storage! Time to give every car here a pair of flat left tires.