Cool. Do anticheat vendors next.

Call dispatch first and brief them. They’ll handle prepping a spare ambulance and briefing authorities.
Then tell the staff in the back to brace the passenger and themselves.

Now you can PIT the dumb fuck.

One of the beers I like mentions something about following the old German beer purity laws. Which one was…

Aha! Weihenstephaner! That was it. Or… was it warsteiner? I’d have to dig the cardboard out of the recycling.

Or Hoegaarden?

Look, I thought it was reasonable because I hoped it would turn the rest of the forum users against the leak source.
Everyone getting locked out for a week should… hopefully have the chilling effect I’m looking for?

Some people just like the easy answers.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again:

Lock the entire forum into read-only mode for a week, and plaster the leakers name on the front page as the reason for the lock.

There was also that one wave of denim covered everything.

Looks sweet and futuristic, but it wouldn’t last a week over here in the states. Some dipshit would try crushing it with their lifted diesel pickup to compensate for their tiny pp.

But then again, that can be solved with a pair of concrete bollards. One on each side.

Mostly just the resilience and control. An outage or censorship incident on one node can be contained, isolated, and users can easily go around it.
“Oh no, my preferred instance went down!” switches to another instance with the exact same content

Also, I think some European governments run Mastodon servers for themselves. Which sounds weird, but makes more sense in an IT security context. Their data, stored on their servers, that they manage. No third party business contractors needed.

I would have dropped one of those ol’ fart juice packets we had as kids and walked away.

<inhales>
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Oh. Right. This one’s being delegated to his son.

Knowing Trump’s business track record, it’ll be bankrupt before the end of his term, and earn the ire of every incumbent telecom and tech company with lobbyist money to spend.

Boi…

And this is just another reason for me to get a lowering kit with my slate truck. It both gets me a little closer to the sedan road height I’m already used to, and also incidentally prevents kids from being obscured.

I’ll take an unplanned bonus any day.

I once drove that long to get to a convention.

Never. Again.

Just because you can drive for 12+ hours, doesn’t mean you should. Next time I’m either planning two full days for that sort of driving, or taking a plane.

Oh nooo, I’ll have pass time by…
Read the ingredients on the shampoo bottle!

THE HORROR!!! THE SODIUM LAURETH SULFATE INFUSED HORROR!!!

Nope, never heard it. Must have been on lemmygrad, or one of the other tankie instances no one federates with.

Yep. Maxim 29 is in full effect here. Let them fight.

Wait, is it the empty two-line path on the south side of the intersection? If so, that needs better marking anyways.

Just give the guy a list of materials, tools, and relevant safety and installation codes, and let him cook. He’s already willing to do the job for you, help him do it right, and also save some taxpayer dollars in the process.

Anything that bucks the trend of “Way too big for its own good” is worthwhile.

Personally though, I’ll be skipping over Telo due to it following the unfortunate trend of ‘touchscreen everything’. Tactile feedback on all cabin controls is a hard requirement, I must be able to control the HVAC and radio without taking my eyes off the road.

Also I’m a tinkerer at heart, and Slate is definitely pandering to that.