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shallot [she/her]

@ shallot @hexbear.net

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  • But like fuck tho

  • Don’t worry I’m talking to someone

  • I’m not fucking okay lmao

  • Hey, your post is what got me to finally sit down and watch it!

  • Wow I’m like five minutes into people’s joker and it’s already fucking hilarious

  • do jobs count as hyperfixations oo?

    Uh

    N..no?

  • That same anxiety is part of what’s got me on pause right now as well, so you’re definitely not alone in this.

  • It’s nice to have my shitposting not cluttering up my normal internet browsing history. I actually use that for stuff.

  • lol I’m using an app and this is making it less good tho :(

  • now I just need to get it through my skull that no matter how good some stuff may taste, it's really just a taste of hell

    In the words of Jack LaLanne:

    If it tastes good, spit it out

    (this is a joke please do not actually do this and also beans taste good and maybe this is a bad bit and also probably I’m overthinking this)

  • It happened to me!

  • Lotta cum on that window

  • This is a sign from the universe to get more beer and onion rings tbh

  • Common misspelling, it’s actually exbe

  • Wow he really did go to the black lodge

  • Some blades just suck shit. Derby, for example.

  • Anti-ICE protestors should be saying “boo urns,” CEO Burns says

  • New mega is here! Gay!