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schlongjohnson [he/him]

@ schlongjohnson @hexbear.net

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  • Babe wake up, new food pyramid just dropped (no, seriously)

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  • i dont trust anyone over the age of 10 who drinks milk

  • Also you're tied down so you can't storm the cockpit.

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  • pretty sure thats papa john, the pizza man

  • "Another rigged year:" Former FPS pro Shroud responds to Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 getting a Game Awards GOTY nomination over Arc Raiders, says "the world is just not ready for AI in video games"

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  • you can do a ping in game that makes your character say: "i have a (insert game item here" or "let's go to (insert game location here)". from what i understand they trained ai off the hired voice actors, with consent, to voice these lines

  • Finish your damn game, Mark.

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  • if i play as woman they will take my penits

  • I hate that dragon ball can never have a true clone

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  • the nerds won, and they all want lore books

  • Philanthropy

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  • really just looks like hes servicing that gazelle

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  • jerry jones will not see the light of heaven

  • Kinda odd eh

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  • will the republicans have the sense to pull their obviously braindead guy before 3 months tiill the next election?

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  • please just dont talk about it. i cant take much more

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    Ernst Johannes Fritz Thälmann - Novo General Megathread for the 18th-20th of August 2025

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  • faster and better defense than an archer. downside being only range 1

  • We are not prepared for this level of trans femme in-fighting

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  • its simple. the parts i like will be canon; the parts i dont like wont be canon

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  • ive seen people proudly boycott bud lite by switching to busch lite

  • Oh that would be horrible, I couldn't live without my 20 different variations of the same biscuit but with different advertising

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  • it's why i go to aldi

  • Labulabu labubu

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  • What's a Gen Z stare?

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  • pretty sure vacant teen stare has been a general trope for a while. dont see how this is a gen z specific phenomenon

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  • arthurs and aardvark, og book had him trying to get rhinoplasty. the others are different animals

  • Hmm,

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  • to be fair truestl also has stuff like this

  • Right-wingers arguing with Grok is my new favorite genre

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  • even his robot child turns against him

  • Contrapoints gives her full take on Israel/Palestine and it’s as bad as you expect.

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  • damn; i aint gonna read that