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I had no idea Psy was so fuckin based, goddamn!

Kristi Noem’s husband unintentionally ringing in Happy Trans-visibility Day lol

Okay buddy, yowza that was a whole fuck ton of a response. Good on ya. I’m not in any way defending the dumbing down and weakening of critical thinking here. No shit, obviously we’re getting dumber in the United States. It’s been embarrassing since my childhood. I’m not going to bat for us.

Anyway, there have been a few instances where there have been slip-ups with Trump saying “Elon is so good with the voting machines in Pennsylvania”, or with Rogan admitting how in awe he was of Elon looking at his phone saying Trump had won just as opening ballots had started.

Also Trump barely winning in swing states (ridiculous ) where it was a bullet ballot only supporting him, but being generally consistent along previous years trends that supported Democrats… like I agree, yes we’re stupid, whip me more Euro Daddy, but the fact that the Dems didn’t immediately demand a recount is so cucked

I’m not a conspiracy tinfoil hat guy, but there’s been enough projection and “holy shit are they actually admitting it?!?!?” ramblings from Trump, Musk and Rogan over this past year that it’s not just myself, but have brought many others to call into question the authenticity of the results.

TLDR: IT WAS RIGGED

Thank you so much, I’ve always wanted to check Narcos out!

Okay, unrelated to any of the absurd Trump nonsense, what movie is this from? Is that Mark Rufallo? Whoever he is, that character is my Spirit Animal

On Sky News (of course), there was a “Member of local Jewish community” who immediately blamed the shooting on Pro-Palestinian rallies. Also espousing “from the river to the sea” is KILL ALL JEWS. Can’t make this shit up

It’s this fucking guy, all the time

Dude or dudette, praise the fuck be to you honestly. Keep being the figure in the dam trying to hold back the flood. Your work in keeping the tenets of democracy alive, as menial as it may seem is appreciated

Not gonna hold my breath waiting for any of the mainstream news outlets to debunk his claims of BIDEN’S FAULT!!!

Yeah, this was so bizarre to watch. It’s the first time I’ve ever seen Trump acting like a proud father, I mean with good reason, seeing as how Don Jr and Eric are the textbook definition of the term “fail son”

Stephen Miller has to know his day is up, Day of the Rope for you traitor bitches

This reminds me of one of my favorite episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Remember Me

Whattup Canada. Republicans here can’t help themselves when it comes to doublespeak. They usually write up bills with titles like “Protecting Children’s Lunch Choice In School” (hyperbolic, but not by much) and it ends up being something wretched like declaring cafeteria staff to be illegal and kid’s lunches can only be purchased with Trump Coin or some bullshit. We’re in Hell

So much for making Israel the so-called “safe haven” for the Jews. The mask has slipped and the majority of the world sees Israel for what it is; a bloodthirsty terrorist ethno-state. Israel has, as predicted, only made things worse by endangering Jewish people the world over

This is so fucking dumb that I can actually see him doing this tbh

Ahahahaha get REKT you dumb fucking droopy cunt

Ugh I agree with the both of you, Pattinson can speak with a French accent, no?

Where’s that one dipshit from a couple days ago saying everything Greta was doing was just PR performative bullshit? Yeah, this looks like a brilliant clout scheme she’s concocting here, dumbass

Aww man. He never got to go to Rio with Arnold Schwarzenegger after all. Well, atleast he gets to hang out with Ted Bundy again