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  • Must have gotten lost. Apart of a convoy or something.

  • 50,000 credits. I know what I got.

  • China: I don’t really want-British: (Loads gun)

  • It kinda sounds like the emperor is in danger.“You haven’t been listening! It’s the IMPLICATION.”

  • It’s over Cornwallis. I have the high ground.

  • Stork: Congratulations on your new-

    Fancy lady: (Shotgun loads)

    Stork: Aight. Imma head out.

  • Trump: Lots of concerning things in Austria, kinda named like Australia so we have people looking into that. Sad!

  • Loud intercom: RESPECT OUR PINEAPPLES. HANDS OFF THE PINEAPPLES.

  • Me: This ought to give me a little boost of energy-

    Anxiety: Hello my old friend!!!

  • Basically my financial situation is:Me work. Me get paid. Banana purchase. Repeat.

  • Right, we all love shrimp loads and loads…but is it…jolly?“Eh good enough.”

  • We are trying to escape from the Death Star, but we cannot escape ourselves.

    Nous essayons de nous échapper de l'Étoile de la Mort, mais nous ne pouvons pas nous échapper nous-mêmes.

  • Would Star Wars be better if Luke Skywalker was smoking and giving monologue in black and white every few minutes in French? Experts say no.

  • Me: I miss you grandpa.Ghost corporate grandpa: Buy a new car this weekend!

  • This is how I married my wife in Germany. I am now banned from Germany.

  • Hold yer horses dragon, I must feast upon 40 wheels of cheese.

  • (Me watching the madness unfold from my cozy Linux box)

  • Witness my RUNTIME ERROR.

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    Permanently Deleted

    Jump
  • Okay but now we know that giant rocks to the head are bad, and isn’t that what science is all about?