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  • Also being able to open that one pickle jar without the neighbor kid laughing at me.

  • How do you feel about dumb old Gaul?“It’s dumb”(Happy approving scribbling of notes)

  • Finally got my bonus!“MMMMMMONEY LOVERS!!! GO TO HELLLLLL!!!!”

  • This is more of an orbital nuclear defense question since Mordor has a pretty in depth strategy against this sort of threat. Frodo probably didn’t consider this option because of the Pan-Middle Earth nuclear deescalation agreement of the second age, sub section 2, page five, which if violated could have big international downstream effects.

  • (Me crossing out “aggressive twerking”) Dang, wrong again.

  • Must have gotten lost. Apart of a convoy or something.

  • 50,000 credits. I know what I got.

  • China: I don’t really want-British: (Loads gun)

  • It kinda sounds like the emperor is in danger.“You haven’t been listening! It’s the IMPLICATION.”

  • It’s over Cornwallis. I have the high ground.

  • Stork: Congratulations on your new-

    Fancy lady: (Shotgun loads)

    Stork: Aight. Imma head out.

  • Trump: Lots of concerning things in Austria, kinda named like Australia so we have people looking into that. Sad!

  • Loud intercom: RESPECT OUR PINEAPPLES. HANDS OFF THE PINEAPPLES.

  • Me: This ought to give me a little boost of energy-

    Anxiety: Hello my old friend!!!

  • Basically my financial situation is:Me work. Me get paid. Banana purchase. Repeat.

  • Right, we all love shrimp loads and loads…but is it…jolly?“Eh good enough.”

  • We are trying to escape from the Death Star, but we cannot escape ourselves.

    Nous essayons de nous échapper de l'Étoile de la Mort, mais nous ne pouvons pas nous échapper nous-mêmes.

  • Would Star Wars be better if Luke Skywalker was smoking and giving monologue in black and white every few minutes in French? Experts say no.

  • Me: I miss you grandpa.Ghost corporate grandpa: Buy a new car this weekend!