Every car commerical shows the fantasy of being the only car on the road.

It’s so ludicrous. and consistent that when you know to look for it, it’s actually hilarious.

People do not like traffic. They already hate most cars, cause they’re only driving one.

They have been brainwashed by car and oil companies.

That doesn’t excuse their ignorance, but it does highlight that the public information component will be very expensive to fix.

You can’t store flour in burlap bags LMAO.

Do you know what flour and or burlap is?

But yes, flour sacks were a popular source of clothing, so the flour companies printed patterns on them.

Also.

Some black bears are brown.

Some brown bears are black.

Good luck everyone.

for adults

Matthew, particularly, was so obsessed with this idea that he even made up new scriptures that didn’t exist and said Jesus fulfilled them.

My Labrador has excellent teeth.

Man’s best friend becomes man’s best mouth.

Tom Bombadil started as his children’s toy who became the narrator of his children’s bedtime stories.

Out of those, grew The Hobbit.

LotR was an intentional effort to turn the setting of the Hobbit into an epic fantasy.

“I only oppress people when they deseve it.”

“Earth First” is an interesting and compelling explanation for the Fermi Paradox.

Well, you expect your hate to create for you a few comrades, but it’ll only make for more hillbillies named Conrad.

Yes, but Americans hating their government is exactly what got us here.

Doubling down on that sentiment is only going to make things worse.

You understand that, right?

Back in the day, Walmart and Apple fought over contactless pay standards for the US.

Apple’s standard was eventually mass adopted, and since then Walmart has refused to license the tech. So you have to use their app, which uses their own tech stack.

How many languages do you speak?

Perfectly rigid sticks don’t exist.

8 was at least an attempt to try to make things better for home users and get away from win32 cruff.

Like or hate the exact approach they took, you have to admire the spirit.

10 and 11 has been Microsoft saying “fuck em. They won’t ever be happy steal everything you can while they’re still here.”

“TikTok is influencing you politically”

So you’ll shut down Fox News, right?

That’s fine. 1% per uberweird news cycle is the death of facebook.

Zuck invented the feed.

There’s always been a class war, what matters is if Labour is paying attention.