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you gotta be crazy to let JavaScript run on your body. #prochoice

That’s my assumption.

you can Pokemon Go the fuck outside 😄

RAID 1 and 2 existed by then, very feasible.

I’m 35 and my parents still live in the same house as when I was born. so imma say there.

there’s an interview with Tudyk about doing the voice of Hei Hei, the chicken in Moana, where he does a take to the camera and does a deadpan “I went to Juliard” and that has always stuck with me as a super funny line

“stems from years of tension after the U.S. government withheld funding in protest of the agency’s handling of a string of high-profile doping cases, including one involving Chinese swimmers.”

I was thinking I may get a new phone this fall as I’m still on a pixel 6, but maybe I’ll wait it out a few more years for this AI shit to get better or die off.

just claim that you are training an AI for a new startup you are working on, and will soon be looking for VC to fund the project further. be sure to use terms like “revolutionary” and “democratize” liberally.

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this will be just as effective as the age checker on steam. Everyone is born Jan 1st. 19xx where 19xx=how far a couple scroll wheels gets you.

good old tin snips. when I worked at home Depot, zero-markdowned a pair for myself because they were perfect for cutting the thick plastic bands around bunks of lumber and roof panels. I kept those suckers when I quit and use them frequently around the house. it’s not an impulse purchase, it’s an investment in your future.

better than banging the underaged meats.

a cup of chamomile at 9 means I’m out at 9:05, lol.

I also have ADHD and I remember that my towels should be switched out every 2-3 weeks. I know this will gross some people out, so sorry if it does, but this is just how my brain functions. in school my teachers frequently told me I’d lose my head if it wasn’t attached.

it literally does, and here’s data from Promega testing a eppendorf lo-bind tubes to oxygen tubes. https://worldwide.promega.com/-/media/files/resources/conference-proceedings/ishi-23/poster-abstracts/53-poster.pdf?rev=62368fd4fbb44e95a6d760af2b0cfa5d

Hank Green would like to know your location

Fun fact: DNA sticks to plastic really easily, so it is common practice to put “carrier DNA” in biotech products that are only DNA. This carrier DNA is at a much higher concentration than your DNA of interest and fills up the plastic so the DNA we care about doesn’t. Salmon sperm extract is a common carrier DNA.

or the toll free number 1-800-867-5309

goddamnit Han, why’d you have to shoot first?