Yes, but the 28th Amendment written on this McDonald’s napkin says he can totally do this.

It kind of looks like the old American Airlines logo, so Maine is now one big airport.

We promise you won’t be dealt with first, maybe second or third, but not first!

It’s also fun to tell someone that you paid more in taxes than they made in a year.

Well of course, he’s talking about the War of Palestinian aggression. Where his ancestors fought against the Palestinian incursions into the peaceful Israel South to stop his people from being oppressed and their way of life radically altered, if not extinguished! They would have won it if not for the blockade and Emancipation Proclamation.

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They’ll just add iodne, pluverize it, and sell it to people to shake on their fries.

JD Vance approved!

Second best monolog in that movie. The Desert Eagle vs Replica scene is still my favorite.

Center bottom is all wrong. Should be this:

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I’ll buy their crypto with every counterfeit dollar I can find.

Yeah, but at least Soylent Green is organic.

Ah yes, the CCM: “CEO Childcare Manager”

Because education is the devil’s work!

Since when has Jack Black have a problem with political violence? Brought to you by City Hall

Why does Bernie only get to serve a weekend at the White House and not a full term?

Please, everyone knows it is the Momoa effect.

It’s a separate form complete with nine pages of instructions outlining how to calculate market values based on region and services rendered. The formula isn’t helpful, so in the end you just put in half of what you paid and hope you don’t get audited.