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rhubarb [he/him]

@ rhubarb @hexbear.net

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On mulle jo kauan laulanut hiljaa Poseidon

  • Since they are now in the business of taking minor characters from the original Gundam series and turning them into major characters, I suggest the grandfather traveling with a small child from episode 5, who says "These things I keep in my pocket are known as coffee beans. After I get back to Earth I'm going to stay put no matter what happens to me or the boy."

    Also, bring back impotently tossing your weapon in the general direction of the enemy mecha

  • Tried a new cycling route today, and tragically, it is 30 km of the most beautiful recently paved and even road I have ever seen, and 5 km of uphill on a road that would kind of suck even if you weren't getting passed by a truck every 20 seconds

  • the type of dude that quotes Goethe at the gin bar

  • Today I will go to hexbear.net an instance of lemmy well known for being haters of the american empire and try and convince them that america is good, actually, and that we're all wrong.

    Jump
  • I have come to the shocking conclusion that liberals actually believe that There Is No Alternative, that a world other than one made of liberal democracies led by the American empire is not only undesirable but actually impossible, so anyone who disagrees with them must just not have heard their brilliant arguments.

  • I want to take a poop but i'm waiting for a package and I know the moment I do the delivery driver will materialize behind my door, where they will wait exactly the length of a wipe before driving away at the speed of sound

  • What, a worker just pretending to be busy?! What will the duplicitous generation Z think of next?

  • I really like tracking packages, they should make a thing where you can do that without ordering anything

  • Lemmyites are former redditors, and mainstream reddit was always shockingly unanimous with their misogyny when an appropriate target happened to come around.

  • I bought some really nice shoes for an absolutely goofy discount online (small feet privilege), chat could you pray that they fit?

  • Happy midsummer to all of you, even the haters and the losers

  • 2027 and 2029 are both prime-numbered years, and the next two are 2039 and 2053, both of which are goofy science fiction year numbers that probably won't actually happen. We don't understand how lucky we are.

  • I'm convinced none of the people making these language learning apps understand what the actual use case is, I would be more likely to pay not to have to do this kind of stuff

  • The Juggalos have infiltrated the Democratic Party and are arranging crypto Gatherings

  • There's a Bowie song called The Supermen, if that counts

  • It's getting so hard to find decently priced single-origin organic extra virgin blood these days, I'd rather walk outside on a sunny day than give money to these profiteers

  • Do they not teach the US military how to march anymore?

  • The damson tree looks like it will have more fruits than leaves this year. It's humiliating to get owned like this by a plant.

  • The dark side of the moon is not actually dark in the sense that it does not get sunlight, it's named that because no one has ever seen it. They meant to send a probe to check it out in the '50s but never got around to it, it's probably just a bunch of boring rocks anyway.

  • It's taking a lot of discipline not to use the "oh, what org are you in?" ult on a bunch of internet commie dorks today