Ngl tho bifocals are pretty great

I guess that puts to bed the rumours of his death. Oh well, that was a bright spot this weekend.

I’m okay with guards for billionaires being rank amateurs unable to tell their asses from elbows.

I expect it won’t be long before they start including cellular modems.

The joke I heard was that it was so the Dutch could save a few bucks by cutting French flags in half.

I think in any similarly sized group of people you will have talent like that, that could flourish in the right conditions.

It’s a good argument for basic income tbh.

I think a joke can have a victim, like if it’s punching down at people who are already in a position where they can’t push back. Punching up is great. But it stops being funny when it targets people who are already struggling to make it. Comes off as mean, jot funny.

Love my projector.

oh yeah that TV is going back to the store.

ba-bump goes the bus.

Getting them out of the way so she an find something else I’d assume

Take your amnestics immediately D::

You can also select shitty media personalities of other races and use them to make the same point. The problem is shitty media personalities. Narcissists and rich assholes being promoted by culture and popularity.

s/Florida/the US/

fair enough. I was just making a note for anyone who might follow it as written.

I’d clarify (heh) the broth- you want two tablespoons of broth concentrate or powder. I’d just say half a litre of broth, and leave it up to the cook to decide whether to use it from concentrate or from a carton.

Makes you wonder how long it’ll be before anyone notices.

Hit up the Big Lebowski bar while you’re there.

No, but that’s a good one. I was thinking of Dear Hank and John.

Comedy podcasts about death, Mars news, and a random small English soccer team.