I heard he also ended the war between Turks and Caicos.

It stops being Apple’s phone once they sell it.

That’s disappointing, though not surprising

I wonder which member of the Beatles was actually a beetle

Are you suggesting that he’s been playing golf for the past 3 days, or that he’s dead and buried next to his ex-wife?

This is good advice in general

If they make the wall black, won’t ICE try to deport it?

It’s definitely not as straightforward as it’s made out to be

There’s no Canadian English either. American English is the only language I see on this bag.

Speaking out about Gaza is a necessary condition. That doesn’t imply that it’s a sufficient condition.

I think it’s called a frunk

20$ dollar bills y’all

In that case they should probably stop sending weapons to Israel too

My wife does this, except she sends the messages to me

27andDC vs 23andMe

He was checking out her brown eye

I bet the real reason they were rejected is because their only income is a teacher’s salary. That’s not enough to afford a house these days

4111 1111 1111 1111 0126 123

that riding is the biggest geographically in the country

I’m pretty sure Nunavut is the biggest riding geographically. I don’t think Battle River—Crowfoot is even in the top 10. It’s not even the biggest riding in Alberta.

You could even say we’re screwed