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  • I will admit to being new to Oregon after getting here from DFW about 10 days ago. And I have been trying to balance driving safely while admiring the views with being mindful of other drivers and allowing them to pass on the left when a turn-out area (or whatever they're called) presents itself on mostly-one-lane-each-direction roads.

    But sometimes, man, these people wanna go 25 miles over the limit on winding mountain roads. I'll go 10, maybe 15 mph over when it's safe to do so and I'm going with the flow of traffic. But I'm new to the state, new to mountain driving, and have no idea the prominence of cops and staties and their speeding ticket quotas in this place. Basically, if you see my Texas plate, please don't ride my ass...I'll move over as soon as I can!

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  • Yeah, I think they should definitely read the poster again. Times are tough out there, can't be paying all sorts of fines due to ignorance.

  • I really want someone to punch this Vance kid in the weiner.

  • don't

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  • Rule

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  • Mysterious orange drink = Trump blood

  • If you think you saw someone sleeping somewhere illegally, no you didn't.

  • Hippies.

  • I've had students named Happy, Classic, Diamonds, Epiphany, Scorpio, you name it. I wouldn't even cock my head to the side with a Khaleesi on my roll sheet at this point.

  • Good work, gumshoe.

  • I like how they described that drawing as "life-sized". I don't believe them, but it gave me a giggle.

  • Well done, with ketchup. Just like his hamberders.

  • "Pol Pot, amirite? That li'l ragamuffin, huh? Such a character."

  • I know someone who's gonna be really disappointed.

  • Srsly, when you go this mfing hard, you put a salami wherever the hell you want.

  • Omfg Merlin was the bommmmmb.

  • I actually know this dude. His name is Bradley Cunningham. He lived a couple streets over and was my brother's age when they were like 10 (I was 13). He was a whiny little bastard, but of course I went to hang out at his house because they had a pool and every NES game you could ever want to play. He was always 1st player and on the NES Max controller; everyone else had to take turns with each other, either on his janky classic controller or the NES Advantage (which, despite being great for arcade games, was obnoxious with most other games).

    Bradley would always insist on getting his way. If he wasn't winning or didn't get to use the exact pool noodle he wanted to use like right when he wanted to use it, he'd cry out "DADD-EH!!!", because he knew his dad would ask us kindly to go home because he was a shit parent who didn't want to deal with the headache of putting out kid fires and oh wait that's not Bradley Cunningham, sure looks like him though.

  • That's the one. There was a Wild West game as well.

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    Roses rule

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  • No doubt