Every tenth line of code needs a comment break for a detailed ascii “drawing” of human hands

Definitely Gentoo

Cars didn’t “solve a real problem” at first either.

Sounds like the Evil League of Evil.

Honestly, between the telemetry data collection, the strange hardware requirements, advertisements, bloatware, and unknown future licensing model, Linux is looking like an attractive option. At this point, I only use Windows for Office and gaming, and Linux + Proton has gotten really good lately. I don’t see a reason to use Windows on my personal machine any more.