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  • You sonovabitch, I've been eating toast since before sliced bread. I'm basically 98% toast. Even when I get into fights, people can't help but tell me. /s

    (Please note I'm spreading the douche on thick right now, I'm not normally this obnoxious lol)

    I tend to have that effect on people.

  • Ah, forgot about getting charged at different levels.

  • I take my toast fast and rough. Gentle buttering is for French pastries.

    I do #2 when possible but that's not compatible with the slotted, vertical toasters.

  • That sounds stupid.

    Is "double jeopardy" a thing or just a movie? And can that apply if they were pre-pardoned for a crime they weren't charged with yet?

  • Can you pardon someone if they haven't been convicted (or indicted) for a crime yet?

  • It's not cutting the butter, mate. It's spreading it. The toast isn't structurally sound enough to support vigorous spreading, so you need the knife warm to melt the butter as you go to spread.

    You'd know this struggle if you were a real toast-o.

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  • Gotta up the drone strikes to set a spectrum. More strikes is more serious.

  • Kill his whole family and then build my bunker for the "inevitable" apocalypse that I willfully helped to create!

  • Yeah, warlocks are just cutthroat clerics with off-market gods. If each of them had enough magical power to fuel another warlock's power, they wouldn't need to be a warlock at all.

  • "Silence 2: This Time It's Quieter"?

    Is that anything?

  • Liz would have had one less son faster than Chuck's neurons could've fired while trying to conceive of matri/regicide. Him sitting quietly was probably self-preservation.

  • Maybe I'm suddenly shite at games but parrying feels like happenstance rather than a technique. The block windup is too long for me to react to the quick strike they throw out. It feels like Skyrim combat, from a "battle flow" standpoint.

  • This tells me that even he knows his candle's sputtering out. I just hope he's snuffed soon; it'd make a wonderful Christmas gift.

  • This grievous attack on my person has left me hideously deformed.

  • "Ska-leton"?

  • Looks like Julia.

    Edit: oh...you probably meant Kojima. He does video games.

  • I think non-consensually modifying people's bodies (and minds, because who knows how a human mind maps on to a dinosaur brain) is pretty top-shelf villainy. People have body dysmorphia over body shapes human normally have. Toss on leathery skin or scales, and people will be offing themselves if there's no fix.

  • I bit off the title alone. It's not just plausible, I'm shocked it hasn't happened already.