This message is for all the trumpeters out there and the lazy-ass bigots cosplaying as dems who blew off voting in favour of fapping: you made a bed we all have to lie in. When your demographic starts being killed off to fuel greater hedgemony for the 1% those of us who fought for democracy and individual rights will be the laughing. Until they march us to our graves.

Serial Philanderer Makes “Moral” Judgement . FTFY

This is the epitome of American “ingenuity” as it promises, promises, promises, and no-one ever actually delivers.

Just. Like. Trump.

How is this not a war crime? Precision bombs? Not targeting civilians? Genocide? Am I the only one who didn’t take a crazy pill today?

So very, very, very many questions. Trump thinks this is a strong response? Fuck.

Crack-tastic observation!! You must be one stable genius. Free hint at this game: if you don’t have a clue just let it go and don’t type.

Apologies - couch fuckers does seem more on target for GOP diaper-wearing cultists. Please enjoy all breakfast meats.

The pig-fuckers are cheating? Say it ain’t so. With apologies to all pigs and related swine - it’s metaphoric, not species-ist.

Not an American, so this is without prejudice.

Either gun deaths are a fact of life or unacceptable. There is no in-between or grey area. It is hugely frustrating to see these shitstained mavens of policy and law swing wildly between these contradictory extremes. Pick a fucking side.

I’d like to take a moment to remind y’all that Clarence “I’m For Sale” Thomas turned down a FREE RV offered by Last Week Tonight. So he’s not corrupt. He’s selective.

Let’s wait and see how he votes on repealing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loving_v._Virginia

I’m sure he’ll vote his conscience

Keeping focus and not killing is a daily struggle for some. Although I carry a Desert Eagle Mk XIX Action Express 10in barrel loaded with Hornady .50 Cal AE cartridges I have yet to murder.

Yet.

Sad day for all. He was an icon. Will always be the best Thulsa Doom. And Darth Vader. And Lothar Vogg. And Terrance Mann. I’m gonna stop now. It’s that or cry again. RIP.

No - this is the hash dealer Doug “The Slug” Ford. His infamous meth-head brother is, mercifully, dead. His family is suing the crap out of each other for their entitled inheritance. The entire blood line is a train-wreck of sub-human villains.

TIL eyeball herpes can be dispensed in box form.

Only if he moves to Taber. Or Mayerthorpe. Or Edmonton. Them good ole AB cuntry folk love them some authoritarian figure-heads. Have fun, 34-times-convicted-felon.

At least we know part of the answer to: “How many times does one have to stab a pig to kill it.” Clearly the answer is > 22.

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GOOD-BYE

1. WTFF?

2. Who is losing their job for such a massive cock up?

3. Does this signal a return to calling Navy personnel “seamen”?

If flying sky-daddy existed the orange gibbon would not. Ergo, in place of a Supreme being we get Mr. Cheeto.

“Do that” ? Might do that if the dear leader can keep from shitting all over it.

So, no.

Every accusation is an admission when you’re a cuntservative.