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  • Bankruptcy is the one thing he has excelled at in life.

  • Did you know the human brain is the only thing in existence that chose its own name?

  • Whatever, I'm pretty sure he's rubbing one out nightly to the thoughts of starving brown children.

  • They're just meatbags. Possessed by demons? Sure, maybe. Probably.

  • Maybe the asteroid impact actually changed the rotational speed of the planet and increased gravity. There, I just created a new theory.

    What a shitty way to go that would have been for the dinosaurs and any other giant species. Imagine some ELE hitting humankind but sparing all the little people.

  • Fuck, now I can't unconsider it.

  • Poor Toby. He wasn't even all that bad, as far as HR goes.

  • Judge says something.

    Trump admin says "no lol"

  • Probably more. Their starving employees will be stealing food from them to survive.

  • Did you know Mr. Johnson's nickname in high school was 'Tiny'?

  • Maybe air traffic controllers should start making errors in routing for private jets, due to overwork and stress.

  • He's the shadow president because Nosferatu cannot abide the light.

  • Your figures are wonky. There are ~42 million people on SNAP.

  • It's a shame real ICE didn't abduct and deport her in a case of mistaken identity.

  • Hmm that would be 7 years of snap benefits.

  • This is me over and over again in the grocery store. Apart from the munching first, that is.

  • We lost the fight in 2024. Try to remember to turn off the lights if you're the last one out.

  • 2026 midterms will be the test run for the fixed elections in 2028.

  • Nothing to see here. They'll cry to their pet Supreme Court justices and this will be overruled.