Im sorry you were unable to percieve the sarcasm ridiculing the legislation for its shortsightedness.
If forced to wager, split money between affair and prostitute. Longshot: beaten up by old school influencers.
But they would nationalize that land in a few years. Great money maker. You can resell the land again too.
If there is evidence of a crime involving the canidate or campaign, the voters being kept unaware is also a crime.
Im sorry you were unable to percieve the sarcasm ridiculing the legislation for its shortsightedness.