You know those human cannons they used to have at the circus? I want to be loaded into one of those and shot into a hole in the ground some distance away. If they miss they can try again or just kinda roll me into the grave. I'm not sure this is entirely legal but those are my last wishes.
I had a golden retriever as a kid. He once are a whole pot roast then slept for like 12 hours. He also ate a neighbor's chicken once. Took him 3 days to cough up the ribcage. I think it almost killed him, and I have no doubt he would have done it again given the opportunity.
Just gotta add that Sweet Baby Ray's. Can't forget about the Sweet Baby Ray's.