To be fair, he has some things going for him: the uncanny ability to get away with false advertising and stock manipulation.
Somehow, "{Super far-fetched thing} will be available NEXT YEAR!" manages to keep working despite the clear history of his promises being even more overhyped and overpromised than even Peter Mollineaux's.


Suuuuuure. It's totally about safety, and not just you throwing a tantrum of "if I can't have it, nobody can."