I’m not superstycious, but it is a Friday so please don’t jinx an already cursed day…

Common misconception, that’s actually a half-colon (not to be confused with semicolons or colon type-c)

No, you’re supposed to rip the button out of the wall and push it towards the exit

I was gonna do something at 9:45, but it would take 16 minutes so now I can’t…

There hasn’t been much to my knowledge, but thanks to Asahi Linux’s efforts now Fedora ships out if the box with FEX as a solution as of last month (not sure compatibility, performance or ease of install for other distros, just reporting what I’ve heard) :
https://fedoramagazine.org/new-in-fedora-running-x86-programs-on-arm-systems/

How are you living in portrait? This feels a lot like a “how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?” type of take

What else is the pencil brush for? I also turn the opacity of the eraser down to make it more accurate.

We’ll see that once McDonalds offers him a purple heart happy meal

I already paid for a year subscription before the announcement, I’m just gonna finish my course and waste their server resources before the year is up and then bail

I’m at 1935 and can confirm stockholm syndrome kicks in around the 2000th time you translate “el búho verde es mi unico amigo”, it’s nice…

Or they just have lots of accidents for the greater good…

Now we need a court defeat for Amazon to require DRM-free books

*Except the kid who doesn’t deserve to grow up around all that hate. I hope they find a way to not have their parent’s hatred become their own… I know that’s naive, but it would be nice

Nah, other way around, that’s a long groin attached to their appendage (braid).

Should we also avoid telling him that Calvin & Hobbes are named after philosophers?

That’s weird, because their servers can’t even seem to stay up long enough for any of the ai features in their app. It’s why I gave up on their max subscription because it would require doing conversations and 9 times out of 10 it would just stop listening/processing halfway through.

These days there’s plenty of incorrectly unsure as well. If you say you didn’t know about it, you can’t be blamed…

The image would work better if there was a greasy pizza box in the bin, attempted recycling but really it’s just trash.

Why feel bad for him? He did it to himself. I feel bad for the workers who are probably gonna be fired, but that’s about it…

This feels like the most toxic type of love triangle possible