Ummmm, so you got pets? Listen, if you are good then I am happy for you. Drugs or not. But if you have pets, then you are likely receiving what they mean by "affection".
Irish by birth.
Catholic by choice.
Fishtown by the grace of god.
Not me, but an actual shirt you can by in one of phillies more popular neighborhoods. Just wanna let ya know philly has plenty of irish pride, even if its mostly located in a working class now gentrified neighborhood with an American style history of racism and also a history of chart topping drug problems.
It really is. As an American with some Irish, (if its a white from eastern europe it turned up on our dna test thingy) Im not sure if I or actual Irish people should be more offended.
The adult reading level is not determined by what level most adults read at. The level most adults read at is the "mode". (At least iirc, median vs mode vs mean always gets me)
The adult reading level is determined by academics and whatnot. Im not sure if its just one org, NAAL for example, or if multiple orgs exist with varying definitions of adult level reading. But yea, the level of literacy an adult is expected to have with proper help or education is what they are talking about.
Don't get me wrong, you got the premise for a good joke or maybe even sitcom/movie tho.
But the spiders is Australia are worse right? Thats how I justify sleeping at night. Tell me its true.