BlueFootedPetey

Any physical activity is a broken jawn waiting to happen. Especially if you are over 30. Be careful, be mindful, wear protective gear.

And buy those blades and hit me up, we can blade together homie.

Swear to god buying a skateboard right now would totally help me stay in shape. Ok maybe roller blades?

Never mind that I just broke my big toe. As a totally sober adult.

First of all, you can. Second of all, blue tooth speaker in the bathroom? No one else. Thank god I get up early, cause i will regularly shower for like a half hour or more. I usually have stand up or music on while showering

Must be nice

Edgar was the roach alien, thats the teeny alien. Hth

Bending is my middle name

Looks like Maui is having trouble transforming again

Is that spider mans chair guy?

I dont get worrying about the whole one trip thing when you have a driveway. Parked down the st? Sure. But you park next to your house? Relax.

O my god the random clicking… why just why?

We have language barriers with a lot of customers (thank god for internet translate), but thankfully me and the coworkers all speak same language.

Im the elder millennial who helps explain shit to both my older and younger coworkers about our computers (as well as printers and copiers and shredser). Its maddening how some of them use the computer.

Same as eyes in a guant squid I guess…

5 to 6

What are we sorry for? I thought I enjoyed the library before…

Eh, i rent i dont own. Which means i move every few years. Also i have a library card, so i dont own very many books at all. I still read alot tho.

Does her left thumb have a frowney face on the thumbnail?

Im not a bird, man. Im a birdman.

Act your height, thats pretty good

Yes, i have meet a person before. I have also commented on the internet.

Touching your moms knees