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BlueFootedPetey

@ peteypete420 @sh.itjust.works

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  • Hilary can't catch a break

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  • Lol yea I got home from work just recently and wow, trump blew clinton is a headliner meme. So yea, amongst other things, my search history now includes "trump clinton blowjob".

    I didnt check the link someone else replied to you with, but from what I did see, trump blowing bubba, and putin having a pic, is part of the conversations going on in the recently released epstein files. As far as I know, its not confirmed. But hilarious.

  • The Men Who Stare at Goats

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  • And are of consenting age.

  • Playing with dolls

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  • O nooooo a word that is completely fucking accurate but does not directly reaffirm my cis het self!! The horror.

    I like the term partner because girlfriend sounds like Im in high school. But throw in the added benefit of not heteronormalizing basic conversation AND making intolerant people uncomfortable.... good stuff.

  • be a friend to the animals

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  • Best joke was always "O Ill prove it! Ill prove it like a theorem!"

    That one aged just fine. Ross' character, not so much.

  • It takes time

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  • It is I! The great bungholio!

  • Surprise chain

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  • Can someone give me "Goron Eyes Motherfucker"? If not ill try to make it when I get my comp plugged in again.

  • Become unrecognizable

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  • If it works for you, great. But ph water is bullshit , outside of a few specific uses.

  • Home with others

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  • He did call the police

  • WoW

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  • Thats a nice beard for a 13 year old

  • whoopsie

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  • Ill admit, some scare tactics meant to mobilize peole to protect the environment, im ok with.

    Shame tactics about personal recycling, or buying a new shirt once in awhile, fuck that. Educate on the dangers of basically unregulated corporations and billionaires.

    Unrelated, so blasting some aeresol might help keep it cool, but that didnt help aforementioned crops? Thats what I got from a abstract skim.

  • I Thought I Knew You

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  • Not the creator, but Im assuming its the same reason for kitty kat, comfortable imagery lures us in for the text to smack us with some uncomfortable (honestly scary) realities.

  • Priorities of a good man

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  • What dilemma? Enjoy a very important with your family AND eat tacos! Win fucking win.

  • Priorities of a good man

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  • Preggiante

  • The Anti-Woke President

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  • Wait, Trump accuses others of his shortcomings? Totally new and surprising.

    To be clear I enjoyed and upvoted the post, im complaing about our turd in chief, not the post.

  • Leopards and faces

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  • Coulda have? Whatta mean..... o, huh I guess they have stopped making new episodes. Dam them and their growing and varied and awesome careers!

    Sometimes at work when calling out peoples names, Ill toss the occasional A A Ron in there, gets em everytime. Nothing like making a room full of dmv customers laugh.

  • Tourist map of Australia

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  • If no mans sky taught me anything, flora is plants and fauna is animals. Dont quote me tho.

  • I stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontally

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  • I have no idea what all that pizza talk is about. If I fold my pizza slice length wise as many people do, is it then, by your definition, a taco? But we will have to agree to disagree, even if I am correct.

    Also , i need to do some historical and culinary research, but I think a calzone may actually be a dumpling.

  • Much more natural now

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  • So, does this guy also give them what they actually wanted? Or just the gag ones I always see? Are people paying him?

    Either way they always crack me up.

  • I stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontally

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  • Nah, iv known for awhile now how confused people are by the concept of a sanwhich.