But what would the rotator cuff be called?

I have extended lungs, but I opted for the ‘play a brass instrument for a decade’ method.

I just build and program my own smart devices.

Unfortunately they’re the embodiment of grumpy cat.

That’s really only an issue for microwaves that don’t have the turntable.

Of course they can. They have to certify the election results.

Oh, we will. We have bird flu and mpox on the horizon. These people will make polio and measles a thing again too.

He should just invite Trump over and shoot him in the face. The SC said he could.

There’s nothing wrong with microwaving water. It’s all just getting water molecules to move faster.

There’s no free in Hollywood because of the screen actors guild, but they can opt to work for the minimum.

Exactly. People don’t hate vegans because they’re a vegan. People hate people who take one aspect of their lives and make it their entire identity, shoehorning it into every conversation.

I feel like this is a good way to get yourself on a target list.

Dictators usually like mind altering drugs since they keep the population complacent.

Rogan doesn’t need to be won over. He knows exactly what he’s doing, and that’s exploiting stupid people for profit.

Pretending to be a doctor is illegal.

Both can be true.

Fuck conservatives.

Please don’t. The world doesn’t need any more of them

Tool (and APC and Pucifer) have a no phone policy for their concerts. The concert staff will kick you out if you’re caught using it.

That experience was orders of magnitude better than watching a concert above a sea of cellphone screens.

Yeah, I fill up a trash bag every time I go hiking

“Your body, my choice,” is a rape threat, not an anti abortion slogan.