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@ otter @lemmy.dbzer0.com

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They sleep upside-down, vespertine, and roam the woods at night to forage for wolves.

  • they haven't seen that coming

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  • Technically untrue, it just doesn't last. Similarly, he can have his ears pierced, but the jewelry will quickly be expelled or subsumed. 🥲

  • So annoying

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  • Similar to the e on the end of your username?

  • So annoying

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  • If you add ETH to the end of every word you speak to me, I might actually listen —and be able to afford to leave this ticking time bomb of a country! 😅🤢😅

  • Chinese Maglev test vehicle sets world record, accelerating from 0 to 318 MPH in 2 seconds

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  • That's an expensive way to look inside your own skull.

  • Fossils reveal anacondas have been giants for over 12 million years

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  • Cute & tasty? Frankly surprised they're not a crop animal. Seems to be the norm for human civilization. 🫣

  • Fossils reveal anacondas have been giants for over 12 million years

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  • FWIW, during much of the earlier phases in said period, myriad other giant animals thrived.

  • A photo of a man holding a sign that says Free Cascadia

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  • Fair point. 🫡

  • AOC Slams Operation To Capture Maduro: 'It's About Oil And Regime Change'

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  • What a rational, well-adjusted retort.

  • AOC Slams Operation To Capture Maduro: 'It's About Oil And Regime Change'

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  • "care's"? Really? Ugh.

    I mean, FFS. The possessive form of "care" isn't a thing, so that's not even an autocorrect issue unless you've fucked it up at least once before.

    Stay in school, kiddo. Get mad, stay mad, but get smart, too. 🫶🏼

  • AOC Slams Operation To Capture Maduro: 'It's About Oil And Regime Change'

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  • Systemic*

    And, it has been for decades.

    To those who still read comprehensively. 🥲

  • Feels old man

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  • Oof. 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • A photo of a man holding a sign that says Free Cascadia

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  • That is a silhouette of a rather unhealthy conifer, NGL. 😰

  • Oopsies

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  • True story: yeeeears and years ago, I woke up one morning to find my bank account showed a mysterious $35k in funds from a "small business loan"... Instead of cashing it out and leggin' it to a non-extraditing tropical nation, I called the bank and explained to them that it is not, in fact, acceptable to "go by full name w/ middle initial" when verifying accuracy of transactions. 😶

    p.s. Fuck BoA, full stop. 🤢

  • enhance!

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  • Somebody needs to go add a colon there, eh?

    ... 🤣

  • What a way to ring in the new year

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  • That tracks. 🙄

  • Don't fall into the trap

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  • Ah, you have chosen the path of pain.

  • What's a video game you were bummed about finishing, wishing the experience lasted longer?

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  • Esoteric Ebb 🥹🙆🏼‍♂️

    edit: Oh! I completely forgot! Dispatch about broke my gawdamned heart it was so perfectly beautiful at every step. 😱🙇🏼‍♂️

  • What a way to ring in the new year

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  • Wait. Not Snoop. 🥹🫣

  • What a way to ring in the new year

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  • Pfeiffer?