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They sleep upside-down, vespertine, and roam the woods at night to forage for wolves.

  • Better than the "presents" the bassist leaves in the equipment closet after giving the latest groupie their "autograph". (There's usually a betting pool on whether they actually aim for the drum kit, or just Pollock the place with abandon.)

  • FWIW, I'm signing a lease today on a place just for me and my endlessly-loving ESA —after several months of consecutive homelessness. ("van life", my ass) Even though it costs >50% of my current monthly pay (from whatever gig work I can piece together), it's not living in my car and it's hopefully a step toward stability...

    Unless, of course, the world continues being, well, ahem... sweeps arm at horizon 😅🤢🫡🤷🏼‍♂️

  • You might've not intended to lowkey apologize for his fucknut antics, but the effect persists despite your aim, fellow human. 🫡😅

  • OkStupid? Hmm... That's a name I've not heard in a very long time... Curious.

  • Discard Disco like a cokehead fucktoy. Sure, they smash certain checkboxes, but holyfuck what a mess when the lights come on.

    Pick up the phone when SNW calls and know that it's a very good friend of Lower Decks.

    None of them seem capable of anything like an LTR, but at least the latter two won't give you headcrabs and lie to your face about it.

    Actually, Mariner totally would, but I'm here for it. 🤣

  • swingers and roustabouts

    Better.

  • Who gives a fuck.

  • Link for the unworthy, please. 🙏🏽

  • I want to say "treasure to the species" without spelling it as "special treasure" 😭 gawdammit, English.

  • Shhh, the mouthbreathers might see this. 🤣🥴

  • Poor Me

    Jump
  • Are they gone?

  • Something this video is lacking, apparently.

    notsohard pass

  • Are you The Doctor?

  • Don't even start down the biomod rabbit hole that could've been.

    Or, do, but please get someone fromWhat If... on the line, too. 🤪

  • Ok? ...but now I'm even more curious how that's true...

  • So... Morons. Cool cool.

    Growing up, I heard they were born ≈1/min, and that was decades ago. Without checking Darwin Awards, etc., I'm betting they leave this timeline far more slowly.

    We're fucked, then. 😅🤢🫡

  • What could possibly go wrong? 🫣

  • Ignore the petulant sphincter. 🤣

  • How ironic.