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officermike

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  • An old excuse

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  • OP didn't even make it up. It was a whole story arc within South Park this past season, so even if you could delete someone else's comment, you'll probably run into it again.

  • Canada launches AI plant to challenge China’s rare earth grip

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  • That plant had better run on locally-hosted, offline control software. If this is Internet-connected it's going to be a huge cybersecurity target.

  • Croatia Declared Landmine-free After More Than 2 Decades of Demining Efforts

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  • Didn't pay attention to what community I was in! In fairness, the original post mentioned square miles.

    For the Europeans: in a parking lot of 238 million Fiat Pandas (1995 model year) packed bumper-to-bumper and mirror to mirror, there's a landmine under every 158th car.

  • Croatia Declared Landmine-free After More Than 2 Decades of Demining Efforts

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  • (453 (sq mi)) / 1,500,000 = 0.19328 acres

    For visualisation, that's one landmine per median-sized suburban lot over an area a little less than than 1/3 of Rhode Island.

  • Trump Says “Wars Can Be Fought ‘Forever’” as US, Israel Unleash Terror in Iran

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  • 1776+246=2022.

    Current year is 2026, BTW.

  • Pardoned Capitol rioter who said Jan. 6 officer 'needs to be put down' is charged

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  • Moron received a get-out-of-jail-free card and threw it away. Moron.

  • Trump Admits He Has No War Plan in Bombshell Letter

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  • Because this isn't a war, as only Congress can declare war. This is just one of Trump's special military operations.

    /s

  • I'm sorry

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  • I'm sorry.

  • I'm sorry

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  • I don't mean to hurt your worldview, but "Big Bird" is actually a human man in a costume.

  • A Fistful of Bitches

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  • Since I only know the title of one episode of all of Star Trek:

    The Trouble With Bitches

    alternatively

    The Bitches With Tribbles

  • Burger King will use AI to check if employees say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’

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  • Can't speak to the burgers as I only ever order chicken fries from BK, but I will argue that their French fries have a more forgiving edible temperature range than McD or Wendy's. Still wouldn't eat 'em room temperature.

  • airbag?

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  • Do you drink a lot of pops and leave the empty cans in the car?

    No. Nothing stays in my car beyond the necessary paperwork, some basic tools, an umbrella, and a dry towel.

    I've had granules of steering wheel foam rubber crumble off on my hands, same with the shift knob. This only happened when there was water in the trunk, and the heat and humidity made everything feel tacky. If I vacuumed the water out, these problems went away until the next heavy rain brought water into the trunk again. The headliners started falling down during this time as well, despite being relatively newly installed headliners.

  • airbag?

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  • How do you think vehicles in humid places last? Lol.

    All of the things I described have happened to two cars I've had in the past that each had a trunk leak. Beyond directly problematic sources of moisture, I live where humidity is frequently over 90%. Humidity damage is real.

  • airbag?

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  • Deteriorate headliner backing, steering wheel, shift knob, fabric door panel adhesive, armrest, makes every surface tacky to the touch and leaves goobery gunk on all the touchable surfaces

  • Americans are destroying Flock surveillance cameras | TechCrunch

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  • Harmful chemicals lurk in extensions and braiding hair marketed to Black women, study finds

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  • The same chemical found in household cleaners, industrial waste, and bird shit is also present in Starbucks coffee. That same chemical also sank the Titanic, and kills around 300,000 people per year.

    I'm talking about water, of course.

  • Texas Republican Primary having a normal one

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  • Good thing we only mutilate boys' genitals.

  • Can’t buy RAM sticks

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  • I wonder what percentage of disc-based games for this console generation are unplayable without at least a one-time Internet-connected update.

  • The kid is inventive

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  • If only he could spell...