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  • noerdman@discuss.tchncs.deOPtoComic Strips@lemmy.worldThe Situation
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    8 days ago

    That you can’t get or distribute or enable people to get applications that could enable people to commit cyber attacks.

    Just sent the paragraph through deepl:

    Any person who prepares to commit a criminal offense under § 202a or § 202b by

    1. producing, obtaining for oneself or another, selling, transferring to another, distributing, or otherwise making available passwords or other security codes that enable access to data (§ 202a(2)), or
    2. computer programs intended for the commission of such an offense,

    shall be punished by imprisonment for up to two years or by a fine.

    Emphasis mine.












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