The last panel for me is “some bloke made a media reference”

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“And to be clear” probably shouldn’t be followed by the longest sentence known to the fediverse history, but this isn’t really an unpopular opinion. At least not on the fediverse

Literally insane if he thinks during a war that his opponent will do him a solid one and wipe out a city he hates while leaving everything else untouched

Also DJT when they’re black/latino:

I see people say this or similar sometimes so I’m confident that you aren’t the only one. Not everyone likes giving a blowjob so it happens if you don’t talk about it. What i have found is that unless giving oral is a limit for someone, if you give oral on them first then it’s a great way to get them to reciprocate. I find a lot of men never give oral either when they say they’ve never had a blowjob or that they don’t get them enough. The answer is obvious imo.

So if you don’t regularly eat your wife out then make plans to. And ask her about giving a blowjob.

Also, hygiene is important. always shower directly before receiving a blowjob. If you smell like swamp ass down there then that’s a great way to turn off someone from wanting to give oral again. Also shaving your balls and shaft help too.

Tldr: if you want oral then give oral regularly, and clean/shave yo’ dick.

“This welcome change reinforces both our security posture and our commitment to hospitality by having these officers on their feet and alert,” a TSA spokesperson said in a statement to ABC News.

Spoken by someone who has never flown commercial. TSA aren’t there to welcome you but if we’re going to pretend that the bored look of monotony is “hospitality” then id rather be welcomed by someone who is able to sit if they need or want to.

Not to mention there already was a TSA shortage earlier this year so you’re making the job even less tolerable. Whole thing looks and smells like shit

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If you’re trying to be private then part of that is being secure too. Your s8 isn’t getting security updates. Stuff like this vulnerability leaves you as easy prey. Having an unupdated android version is also why there were/are a lot of flock vulnerabilities.

Fuck giving money to xenophobes. Especially ones who can’t code for shit and don’t understand basic Linux security.

Not sure if youre saying I’m acting in bad faith or not, but im not. Glad you took my comment to make a stand on either way. Have a good day

You seem to have made a conscious choice to join and stay on .ml. you’re more than welcome to do that but don’t be surprised when people react negatively to some of your other server members’ tankie comments.

Ukraine is not a serious country, nor are it’s leaders serious people.

Classic .ml moment

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Ship is to put two people together like dating. So yumship is like that but yum/yummy. That’s my best guess anyway

Uncomfy is uncomfortable. /gen is an tone indicator for genuine. So they’re saying genuinely uncomfortable

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Whose gonna make nazi.fyi?

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